Indian Curry Rhapsody

[Goofyish]

INDIAN CURRY RHAPSODY

Naan, just killed a man
poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just begun
But now I'm gonna throw it all away.
Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow
Curry on, curry on
Cause nothing really Madras.
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Bottom aching all the time
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan, ooh, ooh
This dupiazza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.

[guitar solo]

I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy
Meat!
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
'Case the loo is quarantined...
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again
(There he goes)
Coming back again
(up again)
Here it comes again.
(No no no no no no NO)
On my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, Oh, there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE!

[guitar solo]

So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here.

[guitar solo]

[slow bit]
Korma or dupizza
bhaji, naan or saag
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
To meee....
(Any way the wind blows....shshshsh)

 

[Madjock]

Very funny I've printed this off. We are going to the local Indian tonight so we can have a laugh beforehand!

Annmarie

 

[WDWfan uk]

LOL LOL LOL !!!!!!!!!!!
Tim - where did you get this from?

 

[drennan]

Absolutely brilliant

Even managed to make my DH smile, he has just printed it off to show all his mates in the warehouse.

If you have anymore like that please share them, it brightens up the day.

 

[KayleeUK]

Lol

Kaylee

 

[Carol Ann UK]

Excellent!

I printed this off at work this afternoon, and we had a good sing along. Laughed such a lot we were crying.

Carol

 

[SpottyDog]

Nice one Tim

 

[nativetxn]

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[Mrs Dazzle]

EXCELLENT

There are loads of puns floating around in the old brain cells, but this was just too excellent to compete with

 

[Grog]

I just wandered over to the UK boards for the first time out of curiosity. This thread had me ROFL I am a big fan of both Indian cuisine and Queen so this post was the best of both worlds.

 

[WDWfan uk]

......... I hope you've all got your sound turned ON!!!!!! LOL!!

 

[UKDEB]

I don't usually join in the e-mail-a-go-round at work, but this one will definitely be featuring!

 

[Carol Ann UK]

WOW!!

Just turned the speakers on! What a pity I can't play this at work.

Where on earth did you get this?

So, Queen, Curry and Karaoke. Sounds like a good evening out.

Carol

 

[SimonV]

Truly, truly inspired Tim. Where on earth did it come from? I might just have to direct the news desk to this one!

 

[Janice]

Oh Tim - you've surpassed yourself with this one! So very funny

Bohemian Rhapsody will never be the same again! LOL