In search of my body...not the one I ate!

Theft Problem: IMPORTANT MESSAGE

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.

My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang , because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story.

Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my ****s. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband!

I understand ....Last night I came home from the bar and passed out. When I woke up I found that someone broke in, stole all of my stuff and replaced it with exact duplicates.....I called the police to report this but they didn't take me seriously :confused:
 
I love hearing about people's name. Mine is Cherene, try making a nickname out of that one! My brother and sister couldn't say my name when they were little so I became SIS. They still call me that, even my Dad calls me Sis

How about the obvious...Cher or Cherie
 
How about the obvious...Cher or Cherie

Actually no one ever called me either of those, guess my friends couldn't see the obvious :rotfl: I did have a nickname in highschool for a while - Tween

I hated my name when I was little. I couldn't find it printed on anything and anytime my Mom would order something special with my name they always got somethine wrong. Now I love that my name is so unique. We gave both of my DDs unique middle names in case someday they to want to be a little different. Although I think people would say I am a lot different! :cutie:
 
Glad Ms. Green is finally coming around! About freakin' time!

I am sending Kat some clothes this week--I have a bunch of brand new Eddie Bauer shirts that still have the tags on.

Ok...more clothes swap stuff...

I have a bunch of 8s, 10s, and 12s that I am happily parting with! Any takers?

--Old Navy "long shorts" (kinda cargo-ish style). Size 10 and 12 These could fit any height.
--Old Navy cargo shorts--size 12. never worn. Probably better for a shorter person (too big when I bought them)
--Dressy skirt from Kohl's - navy print - worn once. Supposed to hit mid-calf and is very long on me (so I think anyone taller can pull this off). Size 8, fits like a 10.
--American Eagle cargo pants with drawstrings at the ankles. Totally cute for a taller person (they always just made me look like I was wearing clown pants...) Size 8.
--Old Navy pants, brown, low rise, size 8. 30" inseam.

If anyone wants any pics first, just let me know.

I am 5'2" so the pants are for shorties...but Kat, I know I have some stuff that will totally fit you, regardless of the height difference.

I will take the 12 shorts too, including the cargo shorts for shorter folk... I have good legs (about the only thing I do have) so I am not afraid to show 'em off. :)

I will pass off the 12s to Liz when I no longer need them (hopefully because I have reached 10 status!), and she is ready for them!

Liz, I am going to go through all my summer stuff in the next couple of weeks, so I will definitely be sending 14s your way. I have some 16 shorts too that fit like 14s, if you want them. I find some shorts to be strange that way.

Anyone need real 16s?
 

I will take the 12 shorts too, including the cargo shorts for shorter folk... I have good legs (about the only thing I do have) so I am not afraid to show 'em off. :)

I will pass off the 12s to Liz when I no longer need them (hopefully because I have reached 10 status!), and she is ready for them!

Liz, I am going to go through all my summer stuff in the next couple of weeks, so I will definitely be sending 14s your way. I have some 16 shorts too that fit like 14s, if you want them. I find some shorts to be strange that way.

Anyone need real 16s?

I'll take all 14s, those 16 shorts, and any future 12s...you are about a full size ahead of me. It's awesome for me! Thanks, Kat!

Anyone want any size 16 dresses? I have a TON. And lots of 18 pants.
 
Okay, I bought a new CF card. I took this one this morning. Excuse the weird angle shot, I can't ask Mr Kat to take one because he will laugh at me! I may take Erika-style bike short photos on Thursday night but not sure yet if I will share in public (I am not as BRAVE as she is!!).

Here goes:
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Okay, I bought a new CF card. I took this one this morning. Excuse the weird angle shot, I can't ask Mr Kat to take one because he will laugh at me! I may take Erika-style bike short photos on Thursday night but not sure yet if I will share in public (I am not as BRAVE as she is!!).

Here goes:
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Ok, you look GREAT!!!!! No wonder you're getting all the attention at work. I can tell it in your face too!
 
Kat--OMG! Total transformation! You look so so so good! WOW. :cool1: Yup, time to break out the bike shorts! :rotfl2: I will post one of those again next month. This month you got to see my waits...:rotfl: ...then it will be back to bike shorts for next month.

Do you have a pic from your heaviest? Post a side by side if you can. AWESOME progress!:cheer2: :cheer2: :cheer2:


Ok, last quick post before I head off to bed...

So today was my day up on campus (when I teach "live" as opposed to online). It is a class of seniors--I have had these guys for years, know them all well, and we joke around alot, etc. A good group.

Anyway, I was right in the middle of lecture and one of the girls pipes up and says, (totally interrupted me...which is fine as we have a really casual atmosphere), "I just have to say...you look awesome! You have really changed over the course of the semester." And then it was a free-for-all of comments like, "I noticed too but I didn't want to say anything..." It was really flattering, but also pretty embarrassing. It is hard when there is a status differential...the whole teacher-student dynamic thing. We ended up having like a 10 minute discussion about running and eating habits and weight loss, etc. It was pretty funny, and I have to admit, it felt great.

I totally love being a professor and know that it is what I am meant to do, but it comes with drawbacks. Like when I am writing on the board...the overwhelming fear that my a$$ is facing the class, etc. :scared1: Anyway, it was a good way to end the night. :goodvibes

More in the morning...sleep tight!
 
Kat, OMG the skinniness!!!! Love it!!! :cheer2:


Erika, I LOVE that your students noticed and told you! What a great feeling that must have been. It gives me the warm fuzzies! :goodvibes


Has anyone else noticed how amazing we all feel when we get those positive comments? It makes me want to compliment people more - spread it around. "I'm proud of you" means so much when we hear it - I know it means SO much when you all say it to me. Especially since I think a lot of us have been raised by parents who love us and are proud of us but don't say it. Saying it means something. Even a "you look great", which we can say to any acquaintance, can make their day and validate their choices.

Your words of encouragement have meant SO much to me - all of you, all of you words. I'm so happy to see my friends being praised for their hard work!
 
Kat...lookin smokin...:thumbsup2
Erika...Back that @ss up!!! - your new song...:rotfl2:
Sept girl..I may want those sizes in about 2 months...;)

Grumps...you missing stuff huh??? Maybe it's me??? :lmao:

Okay...the Giant Turd has stooped to a new low...

You guys will not freakin believe this one...

I am sleeping in the basement family room..Chad comes in to wake me up..says...
"we have a ghost outside"

I say..
"What"

He says.."There is a gray cat ghost outside.."

I say..."Is it Smokie??"

He says..."I can't believe it found it's way all the way back here.."



A little background...We had this cat for the past 3 years and Chad hated it...it dissapeered last Sept....

Baylor upset...we drive around looking for it...think it got hit by a car..etc...etc...

I find out this morning is that jack@ss unilateraly decided he wanted it gone...drove it about 25 miles away near a farm...dropped it off..never said a word to me..never talked about the NO kill shelter in our town...nada...

Now this is not my favorite animal...it was dropped at our doorstep by 20 neighborhhod kids who found this kitten in the rain...and no other parent said yes...so all the kids form every house that said no...kept joining the troops in search of a home...and thus 20 kids and a..."Please Dawn..you are the nicest mom ever"....gets my heart and thus this cat..

It caterwahls like you cannot believe..no worms..no nothing..just loud as heck always...we talked about getting its voice box removed because it is that loud all the time..people have said they have never heard a cat b!tch like that ever...

All that being said..I am not a cruel person to animals...cannot imagine dropping it somewhere not knowing it would be cared for..etc...and I could not have done that to my kids...

Now..I am wondering does it have worms...could it have gotten rabies... when it went awol it was current on shots...is it farrel now??? I am not a vet..I am supposed to leave in 4 hours for a 10 hour drive for a socccer tourney...and I got all this dumpd on me..

Does it need to see a vet??

Can it wait??

It does not lok like it has fleas..I searched...

When I asked Chad these questions and what am I suposed to do as he leaves for work.....

he says..

"There you go again..starting a fight..."

Is it illegal to throw hard objects at someone???
 
I'm back to randomly blather on and on and on and on and on....

I go by Kathryn, usually, but Kat is the only nickname I will tolerate... it is definitely easier to type, too. People shorten and mispell my name constantly, Katie, Katherine, Kathy, Catherine, etc... drives me batty. Especially at work when it is in my signature line AND you have to type it into the "to" line, and they *still* spell it Katherine. Morons.

I get to spend from noon-6 tomorrow in a meeting (well, hour to get there, 4 hours in meeting, hour back), so I will be somewhat MIA.

Sarah, :hug: .

Tolerate?! You don't like nicknames. I was gonna call you kittyKat:rotfl:

I hate to be called something other than my name - like Kathy for you. You are not Kathy! I am not Beth! Do not call me that.

The curse of a "good" name.

I am not Beth either. I know some good Beths, but I am not Beth. It is Liz. And actually, when I was in high school, changed it to Lyz. (super cool dork) and my dad ordered vanity plates. LYZ-1. So, now that I'm an adult, and would probably go by Liz, I am forever Lyz. (I am still using the plates.) (When I was a youngin' my name was Lizzie.)

I don't mind nicknames at all. I like them. Molli is "Molldoll".

Maddi is the "fat-fat" (I know, I know, we'll probably have to change that some day, but, it is a term of enderment to her, she's our "fat-fat.":love: She even uses that as her log in to webkinz:lmao: )


I love hearing about people's name. Mine is Cherene, try making a nickname out of that one! My brother and sister couldn't say my name when they were little so I became SIS. They still call me that, even my Dad calls me Sis

Cherene is an easy one. Like the name by the way.

As for nicknames...I really like my name. But growing up, I was...get this...Ricky (or Ricki), as in eRIKa. I liked it for about a year...then I was over it. No one else was. My parents still call me that once in a while. Or just Rick. Fun. Not. Like Pixie, I was also sis or sissy and I am still that to lots of family members as well. I do the same thing to my girls. The older one is Sissy. No worries...I am already saving for her therapy bills. :lmao: My students call me Doc or Doc A. and that is cute from them.

I like Doc. You're definately a Doc.

My next trip is May 17-23. 17th is CSR, 18-23 is BCV. Our 3rd anniversary is May 21, and we have V&A reservations. Wow, I guess we are about a month away now.

My last weigh-in was 172. I have actually stayed away from the scale this week (for once!) so I have no idea what I am right now. I do know that my landmark 12s are fitting almost loose. And that I have lost 2.5" from my hips since Jan, and 2" from my waist. :)


Oh, btw, I am pretty sure that my tummy problems are a pulled internal ab muscle. I am feeling much better, and it has resolved itself into a pretty obvious thing rather than just allover pain.

V&A, oh la la.

You're so good on your diet/exercise aka lifestye. I wish you'd get in my head and tell it how to live.


I went to Ms. Jealous's for dinner. She made burgers - very good - and an amazing salad, but here's the kicker...she bought WW ice cream sandwiches for me! Can you believe it? I think she's coming around to supportive - it's only been 5 months! But man, I'll take it!!!

If you can't beat em', join em.

I understand ....Last night I came home from the bar and passed out. When I woke up I found that someone broke in, stole all of my stuff and replaced it with exact duplicates.....I called the police to report this but they didn't take me seriously :confused:

Golden

Actually no one ever called me either of those, guess my friends couldn't see the obvious :rotfl: I did have a nickname in highschool for a while - Tween

I hated my name when I was little. I couldn't find it printed on anything and anytime my Mom would order something special with my name they always got somethine wrong. Now I love that my name is so unique. We gave both of my DDs unique middle names in case someday they to want to be a little different. Although I think people would say I am a lot different! :cutie:

Explain tween? What's the reference?

Okay, I bought a new CF card. I took this one this morning. Excuse the weird angle shot, I can't ask Mr Kat to take one because he will laugh at me! I may take Erika-style bike short photos on Thursday night but not sure yet if I will share in public (I am not as BRAVE as she is!!).

Here goes:
172.jpg

Again, you look great. Has hubby noticed? How's he doing on his weight loss?

Anyway, I was right in the middle of lecture and one of the girls pipes up and says, (totally interrupted me...which is fine as we have a really casual atmosphere), "I just have to say...you look awesome! You have really changed over the course of the semester." And then it was a free-for-all of comments like, "I noticed too but I didn't want to say anything..." It was really flattering, but also pretty embarrassing. It is hard when there is a status differential...the whole teacher-student dynamic thing. We ended up having like a 10 minute discussion about running and eating habits and weight loss, etc. It was pretty funny, and I have to admit, it felt great.

Bless that girl. Sound's like something you'd do. Pipe up when you notice something. Congrats to you.

Kat...lookin smokin...:thumbsup2
Erika...Back that @ss up!!! - your new song...:rotfl2:
Sept girl..I may want those sizes in about 2 months...;)

Grumps...you missing stuff huh??? Maybe it's me??? :lmao:

Okay...the Giant Turd has stooped to a new low...

You guys will not freakin believe this one...

I am sleeping in the basement family room..Chad comes in to wake me up..says...
"we have a ghost outside"

I say..
"What"

He says.."There is a gray cat ghost outside.."

I say..."Is it Smokie??"

He says..."I can't believe it found it's way all the way back here.."

A little background...We had this cat for the past 3 years and Chad hated it...it dissapeered last Sept....

Baylor upset...we drive around looking for it...think it got hit by a car..etc...etc...

I find out this morning is that jack@ss unilateraly decided he wnted it gone...drove it about 15 miles away near a farm...dropped it off..never said a word to me..never talked about the NO kill shelter in our town...nada...

Now this is not my favorite animal...it was dropped at our doorstep by 20 neighborhhod kids who found this kitten in the rain...and no other parent said yes...so all the kids form every house that said no...kept joining the troops in search of a home...and thus 20 kids and .."Please Dawn..you are the nicest mom ever....and thus this cat..

It caterwahls like you cannot believe..no worms..no nothing..just loud as heck always...we talked about getting its voice box removed because it is that loud all the time..people have said they have never heard a cat b!tch like that ever...

All that being said..I am not a cruel person to animals...cannot imagine dropping it somewhere not knowing it would be cared for..etc...and I could not have done that to my kids...

Now..I am wondering does it have worms...could it have gotten rabies..it was current on shots...is it farrel now??? I am not a vet..I am supposed to leave in 4 hours for a 10 hour drive for a socccer tourney...and I got all this dumpd on me..

Does it need to see a vet??

Can it wait??

It does not lok like it has fleas..I searched...

When I asked Chad these questions..

he says..

"There you go again..starting a fight..."

Is it illegal to throw hard objects at someone???

He is so selfish. He literally knows no other way to act. Even coming down to wake you up was selfish. And above reproach. If he was any kind of sly, he'd have grabbed the cat and gotten rid of it again. He was marking his territory with this little gem. Grrrrrrr...I'd like to... Dawn, you are a saint for not having castrated him yet.
 
We had a summer house on the Outer Banks growing up...loved it! Haven't been to that area in years, but we are planning a trip with the whole clan next summer (all 5 of us kids with my parents, plus all of our spouses, and all 15 grandkids)!

Wow--only in one town? I cannot imagine, though it must be cool to have so much history somewhere.

My mom is an anthropologist (thus the bizarre treks they always go on that I mentioned earlier), so I got dragged everywhere. Lots of really cool experiences and I wouldn't trade it for anything...but it had a major impact on my life. I have a really hard time, sometimes, with the sedentary and "traditional" nature of my life. We don't go to exotic places. We are the "all American" family and we go to Disney....:lmao: Now of course, I love Disney, but sometimes I just get the urge to pack everyone up and go live in a village on the Island of Crete (or wherever) for a year or so. Before meeting DH, I spent a year in Alaska (LOVED it), and spent a lot of time living in the Keys (also LOVED it) and kinda banging around Europe.

Ah but the trade off...I am an "older" mom. :rotfl2: I didn't have my fist till I was about 30...and my last at 33. So you and Dawn and Nancy get your adult-time back in your 40s....and I will still be doing the soccer mom thing. :thumbsup2 Wow--I can't imagine having built a house at age 18. I wouldn't have known what to do with a whole house at that age! :rotfl:

First, thanks for sharing Regina's bathing suit saga!! I was laughing and trying to read it to my officemate until she told me to just send it to her because she couldn't understand what I was saying.

I just read about some of your adventures growing up. Amazing! I really hope to have the means to do some of these things with my children. I have lived in Maryland my entire life which I do not expect to change until my kids are out of the house. If I could do whatever I wanted, I would either move to Wyoming and do bird research or I would move to Tennessee and work at the Elephant Sanctuary. I really want to do some serious traveling overseas but I am very restricted as to where I can go because of my job and security issues, blah, blah, blah. England is high on my to do list and I am allowed to go there so hopefully we will get there in 2009 or 2010.

I didn't have Ian until I was 33 and Ethan when I was 34 and we are thinking about a third. I do worry about being the old mom but I figure as long as I keep myself healthy and am able to keep up with the kids then all is good. Until I hit my 30's, I never even wanted children and then it was like a switch was flipped and DH and I both really wanted to have a family.
 
Who saw BL finale last night? Didn't the winner, (don't know her name) look hot hot hot!!! That show gives people hope.

Nothing exciting in my life.

I'll tell you what I was up late doing. 6th grade homework. Homework is the bane of my existance. I HATE HOMEWORK! Hate it!

My daughter is not a student. She is a social butterfly and can handle herself brilliantly. But when it comes to book learning, there is a disconnect.

I don't have time for it. I remember doing my own homework growing up. She literally cannot do it without me. If she is paying attention in class when they explain the work, you'd never know it.

She has to bring her math book home, so I can read the chapter just to learn how to do the worksheet. After we do a few together, I expect her to finish. You'd think I was asking her to step on hot coals. It's a fight most nights.

And, half the stuff they are learning in 6th grade is crap I could barely understand in 9th grade.

AND- that as an adult, I really don't care about. I mean really, who cares about the perimeter of a polygon. Not me.

I know you're laughing because that is the exact kind of stuff my husband uses for our bread and butter, BUT I DON'T!

I HATE HOMEWORK!

And on top of that. She has to do a conservation presentation for her 6th grade "project." We picked Whaling. (Erica and Dawn you'll love this.)

For starters, we (I) picked Whaling, because I listen to the Unplugged Podcasts here on the DIS. (And if you aren't listening by now, you are seriously missing out on BIG FUN.)

Pete had gone to Seaworld and taken a behind the scenes tour. He had lots of good facts and one that stuck with me was that, "Every year over 100 million whales are killed." 100 million. That's a TON.

So we pick whaling, sign our contract to have this, that and the other, done by such and such a date.

A couple weeks later, I go back to listen to Petes podcast again. It's not Whales. IT's SHARKS! Over 100 million SHARKS are killed each year. I have based my daughters 6th grade conservation project on a fact that I MADE UP!!!!!!!!!

So, we (meaning me, because we need to get a good grade to make it to junior high) have been researching and writing facts and what not.

And had I thought of it before last week, I probably could have gotten alot of useful info from Erica, but we are pretty much done with fact collection, and have moved onto presentation.

Oh the drama. So, I am off to order a "save the whales" t-shirt for her to wear during presentation. We're gonna kill em with visuals.:rotfl:
 
I just read about some of your adventures growing up. Amazing! I really hope to have the means to do some of these things with my children. I have lived in Maryland my entire life which I do not expect to change until my kids are out of the house. If I could do whatever I wanted, I would either move to Wyoming and do bird research or I would move to Tennessee and work at the Elephant Sanctuary. I really want to do some serious traveling overseas but I am very restricted as to where I can go because of my job and security issues, blah, blah, blah. England is high on my to do list and I am allowed to go there so hopefully we will get there in 2009 or 2010.

Tell me more about this Elephant Sanctuary in Tennessee. I love me some Pachyderm. Spent some interesting time in Animal Kingdom - behind the scenes tour with them.
 
Ok, you look GREAT!!!!! No wonder you're getting all the attention at work. I can tell it in your face too!

Aww thanks!! :goodvibes

Kat--OMG! Total transformation! You look so so so good! WOW. :cool1: Yup, time to break out the bike shorts! :rotfl2: I will post one of those again next month. This month you got to see my waits...:rotfl: ...then it will be back to bike shorts for next month.

Do you have a pic from your heaviest? Post a side by side if you can. AWESOME progress!:cheer2: :cheer2: :cheer2:


Ok, last quick post before I head off to bed...

So today was my day up on campus (when I teach "live" as opposed to online). It is a class of seniors--I have had these guys for years, know them all well, and we joke around alot, etc. A good group.

Anyway, I was right in the middle of lecture and one of the girls pipes up and says, (totally interrupted me...which is fine as we have a really casual atmosphere), "I just have to say...you look awesome! You have really changed over the course of the semester." And then it was a free-for-all of comments like, "I noticed too but I didn't want to say anything..." It was really flattering, but also pretty embarrassing. It is hard when there is a status differential...the whole teacher-student dynamic thing. We ended up having like a 10 minute discussion about running and eating habits and weight loss, etc. It was pretty funny, and I have to admit, it felt great.

I totally love being a professor and know that it is what I am meant to do, but it comes with drawbacks. Like when I am writing on the board...the overwhelming fear that my a$$ is facing the class, etc. :scared1: Anyway, it was a good way to end the night. :goodvibes

More in the morning...sleep tight!

Thanks!! (I am practicing saying thanks instead of going on about how much more I have to lose...).

I think you look totally awesome. And it's GREAT that they noticed!!! :yay:

I bet you are the coolest professor ever.

Kat, OMG the skinniness!!!! Love it!!! :cheer2:


Erika, I LOVE that your students noticed and told you! What a great feeling that must have been. It gives me the warm fuzzies! :goodvibes


Has anyone else noticed how amazing we all feel when we get those positive comments? It makes me want to compliment people more - spread it around. "I'm proud of you" means so much when we hear it - I know it means SO much when you all say it to me. Especially since I think a lot of us have been raised by parents who love us and are proud of us but don't say it. Saying it means something. Even a "you look great", which we can say to any acquaintance, can make their day and validate their choices.

Your words of encouragement have meant SO much to me - all of you, all of you words. I'm so happy to see my friends being praised for their hard work!

Thanks! You are on my heels, you see, so I have to keep it up! ;)

I totally agree on the compliments and how good they make people feel. I have been trying to pay it forward a lot lately.

Tolerate?! You don't like nicknames. I was gonna call you kittyKat:rotfl:



I am not Beth either. I know some good Beths, but I am not Beth. It is Liz. And actually, when I was in high school, changed it to Lyz. (super cool dork) and my dad ordered vanity plates. LYZ-1. So, now that I'm an adult, and would probably go by Liz, I am forever Lyz. (I am still using the plates.) (When I was a youngin' my name was Lizzie.)

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V&A, oh la la.

You're so good on your diet/exercise aka lifestye. I wish you'd get in my head and tell it how to live.


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Again, you look great. Has hubby noticed? How's he doing on his weight loss?

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He is so selfish. He literally knows no other way to act. Even coming down to wake you up was selfish. And above reproach. If he was any kind of sly, he'd have grabbed the cat and gotten rid of it again. He was marking his territory with this little gem. Grrrrrrr...I'd like to... Dawn, you are a saint for not having castrated him yet.


You can call me kittyKat if you want! :laughing:

V&A is our splurge... we have done some version of the DDP for the last few trips. We decided this trip to get the DDE (20% off), and take the DDP $$ for V&A and one buffet, and the rest as flexible -- counter service or eat in the room.

Oh, my diet and exercise goes in waves. I am just currently in the middle of a hard-core interval.

Hubby has definitely noticed. He has lost about 25.


Chad sucks.


Okay, I think I am caught up now... I will be offline this afternoon, whee for Wilson (or Willl-t-son as they call it, insert your own Southern drawl here).
 
Hi Body Boarders,

I did not get here yesterday so I have lots to catch up on.

Kat, I am sorry you are having tummy trouble. :scared: I would not be at all surprised if you have an ulcer considering the stress of your job. Take care of yourself, lady (said in my strong mommy voice)! BTW, you look great!!!

Pixie, I hope you are feeling better soon.

Dawn, You have one fantastic kid! He is going to make some lucky girl very happy one day. You are a super mom and it shows through your children! Oh, and great job recruiting a new Tupp rep!!

Septgirl, Good to hear you like your trainer. Glad he isn't too Hot either. That would just be uncomfortable. I really miss going to the PT but the cost was just too much. Daycare costs are killer. I swear I keep thinking I should just open a daycare at my house.

Ugghhh, will this week ever end?!? Work is hideous this week and of course this is the time that the specialist we have been waiting to get an appointment with for my son calls and says there is an opening. It took me 1.5 hours to get there yesterday. I love the doctor though so at least it was worth the drive. I was afraid he wouldn't say or do anyhting I didn't already know. Then they closed one of the main roads in the area and it took us 1 our and 22 minutes to drive 12 miles!!! What a night! Needless to say I was ready to throw myself out in traffic after 45 minutes. Of course all I would have gotten for my effort would have been a bruise since everyone was at a stand still/ crawl. Sorry, I am in a mood :mad:
 
Ok, have to catch up on posts....just dropping in to freak out.

I weighed in. I stayed the same.


It's only one week, I know. It's the start of a major exercise change and my body needs to adjust. I know. So I should NOT freak out, right?
 
Tell me more about this Elephant Sanctuary in Tennessee. I love me some Pachyderm. Spent some interesting time in Animal Kingdom - behind the scenes tour with them.

Here you go: http://www.elephants.com/

I love this organization and enjoy following the progress of their residents. This would be such a great place to work. I went as far as researching real estate in the area but there is no guarantee that DH would be able to make a lateral move to the police department there. Not to mention, I think he would be bored out of his skull. I can't imagine there is a lot of excitement for a cop in that teeny tiny town.

I LOVED the AK behind the scenes tour!!

Dawn, Chad really is a GIANT TURD!! Poor cat!
 
First, thanks for sharing Regina's bathing suit saga!! I was laughing and trying to read it to my officemate until she told me to just send it to her because she couldn't understand what I was saying.

I just read about some of your adventures growing up. Amazing! I really hope to have the means to do some of these things with my children. I have lived in Maryland my entire life which I do not expect to change until my kids are out of the house. If I could do whatever I wanted, I would either move to Wyoming and do bird research or I would move to Tennessee and work at the Elephant Sanctuary. I really want to do some serious traveling overseas but I am very restricted as to where I can go because of my job and security issues, blah, blah, blah. England is high on my to do list and I am allowed to go there so hopefully we will get there in 2009 or 2010.

I didn't have Ian until I was 33 and Ethan when I was 34 and we are thinking about a third. I do worry about being the old mom but I figure as long as I keep myself healthy and am able to keep up with the kids then all is good. Until I hit my 30's, I never even wanted children and then it was like a switch was flipped and DH and I both really wanted to have a family.

I think that's normal mom age nowadays!

Who saw BL finale last night? Didn't the winner, (don't know her name) look hot hot hot!!! That show gives people hope.

Nothing exciting in my life.

I'll tell you what I was up late doing. 6th grade homework. Homework is the bane of my existance. I HATE HOMEWORK! Hate it!

My daughter is not a student. She is a social butterfly and can handle herself brilliantly. But when it comes to book learning, there is a disconnect.

I don't have time for it. I remember doing my own homework growing up. She literally cannot do it without me. If she is paying attention in class when they explain the work, you'd never know it.

She has to bring her math book home, so I can read the chapter just to learn how to do the worksheet. After we do a few together, I expect her to finish. You'd think I was asking her to step on hot coals. It's a fight most nights.

And, half the stuff they are learning in 6th grade is crap I could barely understand in 9th grade.

AND- that as an adult, I really don't care about. I mean really, who cares about the perimeter of a polygon. Not me.

I know you're laughing because that is the exact kind of stuff my husband uses for our bread and butter, BUT I DON'T!

I HATE HOMEWORK!

And on top of that. She has to do a conservation presentation for her 6th grade "project." We picked Whaling. (Erica and Dawn you'll love this.)

For starters, we (I) picked Whaling, because I listen to the Unplugged Podcasts here on the DIS. (And if you aren't listening by now, you are seriously missing out on BIG FUN.)

Pete had gone to Seaworld and taken a behind the scenes tour. He had lots of good facts and one that stuck with me was that, "Every year over 100 million whales are killed." 100 million. That's a TON.

So we pick whaling, sign our contract to have this, that and the other, done by such and such a date.

A couple weeks later, I go back to listen to Petes podcast again. It's not Whales. IT's SHARKS! Over 100 million SHARKS are killed each year. I have based my daughters 6th grade conservation project on a fact that I MADE UP!!!!!!!!!

So, we (meaning me, because we need to get a good grade to make it to junior high) have been researching and writing facts and what not.

And had I thought of it before last week, I probably could have gotten alot of useful info from Erica, but we are pretty much done with fact collection, and have moved onto presentation.

Oh the drama. So, I am off to order a "save the whales" t-shirt for her to wear during presentation. We're gonna kill em with visuals.:rotfl:

Okay, the project story is HI LAR IOUS! I hate math, too. I dread the days of math homework!


Oh and Dawn - Chad? He is a GIANT TURD!
 





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