I'm taking Grandma to a *nudist camp* Saturday.

[Robin]

Grandma has once again suckered me into taking her to the nudist camp. She is 80 years old and smells like a porta-potty... but I'm hoping to swing by the carwash and hose her off first. The odd thing is that the large company I work for has a lot of nudist employees.. I would say about 30% of the parks guests are employees of the same company I work for.


On the brighter side... I have been a very bad girl as of late and am hoping this will boost my rating with God

 

[Kissimmee JP]

What are you bringing to cart her boobs around?

 

[Micca]

Seriously ????

 

[Robin]

Micca - Yes!

 

[Deb in IA]

Ah, the stinky grandma who fell off the boat dock at WDW . . . Who could forget THAT story??

I see she hasn't changed much, Robin . . .

 

[swanmom]

Any place to skinnydip at this camp? Maybe that would improve the aroma

 

[catsrule]

Well, after experiencing Orient Beach at St. Martin, all I can say is......'Go Grandma go!'

 

[SuiteDisney]

Atta Girl, Grandma!!!

 

[Beth E. (NJ)]

My sister works for a company that does puppet shows for kids. They go to schools usually. My mother told me that they were hired to do a show at a nudist camp. I wanted to know if the puppets were going to be nude. Mom wanted to know if the puppeteers had to be nude. LOL (answer to both questions is no.)

Supposedly the boss gives the employees the choice to not work this particular show.

I still have to talk to my sister and find out how it went.

 

[snoopy]

OMG, I am ROLLING here.

Poor Robin.

(isn't this the Granny who has the younger nudist boyfriend? Wasn't there a story once about him? And his wife? )

 

[Tiggeroo]

Do you have to be nude when you take granny.
Even if I wanted to go to a nudist camp, I would never go to one where my fellow employees go. I would have a problem looking at them over coffee on Monday morning.

 

[Disneygal]

Is there a place (maybe an old post still around somewhere?) where we can read about stinky grandma falling off the boat dock at WDW? I can't imagine how funny that could be!
BTW...sounds like grandma is letting her freak flag fly!

 

[holycow]

Oh Robin,
You should be getting lots of points SOMEWHERE for what you're doing! LOL

HC

 

[KathyTX]

Ummmm...

Robin, I'm speechless. I would offer to help, except... I'm sure I'm busy doing something that day.

Man, I thought I had an interesting family.

You're a great granddaughter!

 

[disneyjunkie]

Originally posted by Disneygal
Is there a place (maybe an old post still around somewhere?) where we can read about stinky grandma falling off the boat dock at WDW? I can't imagine how funny that could be!
BTW...sounds like grandma is letting her freak flag fly!

OH man, you are in for a treat!! Robin has some funny grandma stories. Maybe someone will post a link. I know there are some of her stories on a thread from Christmas or Thanksgiving of 2001. It wasn't started by Robin, it was started by someone whose Aunt (I think) refused to call her son by his name. If you find it please DO NOT DRINK anything while reading that thread. You WILL laugh yourself silly.

That is one of my favorite DIS threads.

Robin have fun at the camp. Please tell us all about it when you get back.

 

[powellrj]

Wow...and I thought I had a wacky family!!

 

[Serena]

LOL, Robin, yes, I think you win some brownie points with this one.

 

[KathyTX]

Oh, my!! I had to find find out more about Robin and her Grandma ... Here's the thread:

Dysfunctional families and Robin's grandma


Robin, I think you have the makings of a good sitcom!

 

[Robin]

Grandma is no longer involved with the 60 year old man.... she said that he just couldn't keep up with her. Being the perfect granddaughter that I am .... I wrote a very nice letter and mailed it to the jerks wife. I even included a picture of my Grandma in the buff.

She has decided to move to a retirement center about 10 minutes away from my house... it should be interesting to have her so close. She is excited that there seems to be single men at the complex... And most have insurance to cover Viagra.

 

[CathyCanada]

This is hysterical!!!!!! I had forgotten about Robin's Grandma (trust me I won't forget her again!)

Is she still the "other woman"?

Robin, you are truly a saint!! Thanks for sharing these hilarious stories with us!
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