Im..pathetic.

[Ms.Squeakers]

So tonight I just used mouthwash, I guess you could say it was my first time.

You see, I am terribly sick, and so every night I have to gargle something, crushed asprin in water, salt water, antiseptic. So tonight I thought "Hey why not mouthwash!?" so I found a little bottle (never opened) in my dads bathroom under the sink.

I remember one time in camp I tried mouthwash to impress some crush of mine (..I was in 2nd grade) and I ended up swallowing it, and it was terrible.

So now, many years have passed and I thought "well I was little, maybe I just wasnt ready yet"

So I poured some mouthwash into a cup and got ready to gargle.


OW.

Seriously I knew it would sting, but it felt so weird and I ended up gagging and spitting it out (and...some other stuff too)


How pathetic is that!?
I guess you can say I feel "Squeaky clean", but..thats probably because I cant feel any other part of my throat now!

 

[CheezDoodle]

Oh dear, maybe you're just sensitive to the alcohol in mouthwash? But that is kind of funny =]

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

Hah, I dunno.
I wish I were video taping just so you could see the tears roll down my eyes with laugher when it hit my tounge/back of throat...except you wouldnt wanna see the later part, just that.

 

[PowerMonkey]

haha, mouthwash is friggin hardcore

 

[STOPxmickeytime]

I love mouth wash.
Maybe my tongue's just hardcore.
My hardcore tongue and Jake's hardcore mouthwash would make a power couple, like Brad and Angelina :]

 

[shellybellypolo]

Mouthwash isn't for everyone.
I love it, but it isn't for everyone.
I've seen stuff. XD

You're not pathetic, just know that. You're unique in style and tastes, and it doesn't make you pathetic to hate something millions of others do.

 

[::Snow_White::]

Mouthwash burns.
But I love it. xD

It doesn't burn as bad after you use it a couple times.

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

Mouthwash burns.
But I love it. xD

It doesn't burn as bad after you use it a couple times.

Thats exactly what I was thinking.
It burns but its not a bad burn. I cant describe it.

Hahaaa
I wonder what my next use of it will be like..

"*gggg* spit" "Mooussee???" "Mom?" "Whats goin on up there?" "Nothin..just..uh cleanin my..mouth"

 

[PowerMonkey]

I love mouth wash.
Maybe my tongue's just hardcore.
My hardcore tongue and Jake's hardcore mouthwash would make a power couple, like Brad and Angelina :]

and their child would be a ninja turtle

 

[STOPxmickeytime]

and their child would be a ninja turtle

I was thinking a Transformer, but sure, ninja turtle would work, too!

 

[PowerMonkey]

I was thinking a Transformer, but sure, ninja turtle would work, too!

mm, OH I KNOW!!

a NinjTransforTurtle!!!

 

[STOPxmickeytime]

mm, OH I KNOW!!

a NinjTransforTurtle!!!

Genius!
You should submit that to a toy company. I know I'd buy them!

 

[jacensolo3]

im lovin the transnijwhatever i have a hard time with spelling but i want one thed ne as cool as this dude

 

[RaggedyAnnPrincess]

Ooh, yea, I would hate to swallow mouthwash. Maybe try the Bubble gum flavored mouthwash, it's much tamer than the regular kind

 

[MrsSparrow..]

I'm the same. I always lie to my dentist and tell him I use it, but seriously. IT BURNS MY MOUTH OUT. I've learned to leave it in my mouth, but I feel my cheeks slowly burning and stinging. I swear, if I leave it in for too long, I will get holes in my cheeks. But my teeth do feel really clean after

 

[Tinker_Bell_Crazy101]

I have to use the buble gum or my mouth is on FIRE!! Buble gum is a lot tamer.

 

[Sparx]

I love mouth wash.
Maybe my tongue's just hardcore.
My hardcore tongue and Jake's hardcore mouthwash would make a power couple, like Brad and Angelina :]

oh my gosh.
tag fairy where are you?

 

[jacensolo3]

maybe im weird but i love mouthwash

 

[DisIm]

Funny, but not pathetic...

 

[Princess123]

that is so funny... hey try scope, it does not have any alochol in it!