I'm not into picking on husbands, but...

Bichon Barb

<font color=darkorchid>Mmmmm. French fries. Oh to
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I thought this was cute:

> The Next Survivor Series
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> Six married men will be dropped on an
> island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for
> 6 weeks.
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> Each kid plays two sports and either takes
> music or dance classes.
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> There is no access to fast food.
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> Each man must take care of his 4 kids,
> keep his assigned house clean, correct
> all homework, complete science projects,
> cook, do laundry, etc.
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> The men only have access to television
> When the kids are asleep and all chores
> are done.
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> There is only one TV between them and
> there is NO REMOTE!!!
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> The men must shave their legs, wear makeup
> daily, which they must apply themselves,
> either while driving or while making four
> lunches.
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> They must attend weekly PTA meetings...
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> Clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m...
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> Make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks,
> a tortilla and one marker....
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> And get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.
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> The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
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> The last man wins......only if.....
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> he has enough energy to be intimate with his
> spouse at a moment's notice.
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> If the last man does win, he can play the game over
> and over again for the next 18-25 years...eventually
> earning the right to be called "Mother."
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> One more thing, they cannot kill themselves or the kids,
> or they automatically get voted off.
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: -That was great. Thanks for the laugh this morning, I was in need of one.
 

where do I sign up..I do all of this now...except for..
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup
..plus work a 40-60 hour work week...
 
And don't forget...they need to have full-time jobs on top of all of the other stuff also! ::yes::
 
That WOULD make great TV!!!

I would love to watch a reality TV show where men would have to do all of that for a month. For real!
 


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