Bichon Barb
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I thought this was cute:
> The Next Survivor Series
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> Six married men will be dropped on an
> island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for
> 6 weeks.
>
> Each kid plays two sports and either takes
> music or dance classes.
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> There is no access to fast food.
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> Each man must take care of his 4 kids,
> keep his assigned house clean, correct
> all homework, complete science projects,
> cook, do laundry, etc.
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> *
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> The men only have access to television
> When the kids are asleep and all chores
> are done.
> *
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> There is only one TV between them and
> there is NO REMOTE!!!
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> *
> *
> The men must shave their legs, wear makeup
> daily, which they must apply themselves,
> either while driving or while making four
> lunches.
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> They must attend weekly PTA meetings...
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> Clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m...
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> Make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks,
> a tortilla and one marker....
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> And get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.
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> The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
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> The last man wins......only if.....
> *
> *
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> he has enough energy to be intimate with his
> spouse at a moment's notice.
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> *
> *
> If the last man does win, he can play the game over
> and over again for the next 18-25 years...eventually
> earning the right to be called "Mother."
> *
> *
> *
> One more thing, they cannot kill themselves or the kids,
> or they automatically get voted off.
> * * *
> The Next Survivor Series
> *
> *
> *
> Six married men will be dropped on an
> island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for
> 6 weeks.
>
> Each kid plays two sports and either takes
> music or dance classes.
> *
> *
> *
> There is no access to fast food.
> *
> *
> *
> Each man must take care of his 4 kids,
> keep his assigned house clean, correct
> all homework, complete science projects,
> cook, do laundry, etc.
> *
> *
> *
> The men only have access to television
> When the kids are asleep and all chores
> are done.
> *
> *
> *
> There is only one TV between them and
> there is NO REMOTE!!!
> *
> *
> *
> The men must shave their legs, wear makeup
> daily, which they must apply themselves,
> either while driving or while making four
> lunches.
> *
> *
> *
> They must attend weekly PTA meetings...
> *
> *
> *
> Clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m...
> *
> *
> *
> Make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks,
> a tortilla and one marker....
> *
> *
> *
> And get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.
> *
> *
> *
> The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
> *
> *
> *
> The last man wins......only if.....
> *
> *
> *
> he has enough energy to be intimate with his
> spouse at a moment's notice.
> *
> *
> *
> If the last man does win, he can play the game over
> and over again for the next 18-25 years...eventually
> earning the right to be called "Mother."
> *
> *
> *
> One more thing, they cannot kill themselves or the kids,
> or they automatically get voted off.
> * * *

