I'm not a psychologist, but I play one on the Dis

[PrincessKsMom]

I think YOU need GlASSES!!!!

Nah, probably just that sometimes my work computer blocks images, and sometimes it doesn't. Well anyway, I hope you feel better about yourself, now that you've given me an inferiority complex.

 

[thebigkahuna]

It's a little early for buttered popcorn. You must have a serious eating disorder. That's my official Dis diagnosis.

but it's organic & air popped! Only the MOST healthy popcorn for me you people & your saturated fats. HMMPH!

You may be onto something - who drinks a "hot" beverage with popcorn?? This could be a serious problem

oh, there's a problem alright..................

 

[snapppyd]

Nah, probably just that sometimes my work computer blocks images, and sometimes it doesn't. Well anyway, I hope you feel better about yourself, now that you've given me an inferiority complex.

Oh, so you are saying you are only SEMI-delusional? Very interesting...........were YOU breastfed??? Possibly from only ONE breast?

 

[Cornhusk]

This is not a contest you can win grasshopper

That reminds me of the lines from Balls of Fury

" In my hand I hold a cricket"
*snatch* HA!
What'd you do that for?!Don't take the cricket from my hand! Who the Hell said to take the cricket from my hand.

 

[Missy1961]

You guys are going too fast for me. I guess my slowness dooms me.

 

[bookgirl]

It seems almost every time I open a thread where some poor person is just trying to vent or talk about a minor annoyance a bunch of people jump all over them with terms like "control freak", 'passive aggressive" or "Narcissisim".

We get it, you took psychology in college.

LOL I know there are a few posters I just pass over thier replies. But you know it takes all opinions and they defintly have thier own.

 

[snapppyd]

That reminds me of the lines from Balls of Fury

" In my hand I hold a cricket"
*snatch* HA!
What'd you do that for?!Don't take the cricket from my hand! Who the Hell said to take the cricket from my hand.

When did these flashbacks begin? Were you breastfed?

 

[Magic Mom]

Oh, so you are saying you are only SEMI-delusional? Very interesting...........were YOU breastfed??? Possibly from only ONE breast?

You're obsessed with breasts....or vos es obsessed per pectus.

 

[Cornhusk]

Maybe we can try to get Dr. Phil for some group therapy. Or if he's busy, how about Dr. Dru?

We would be the ones who make Dr. Phil even more bald..er

 

[snapppyd]

You guys are going too fast for me. I guess my slowness dooms me.

Nah, slowness is all a state of mind. You do have a mind, don't you

 

[Cornhusk]

When did these flashbacks begin? Were you breastfed?

My mother put the baby's nipple over a can of soda, so...yeah?

 

[erincon23]

Thank you! I have now decided to become narcicisstic -- nobody else pays attention to me, so I guess I need to do it for myself. And secretly, I do think I'm somewhat superior -- I've been on TWO game shows (if you read that thread I started, ignore the part where I said I lost on two game shows), I homeschool my special snowflake (which I should be doing right now, but I'm letting him eat breakfast first), AND I have a child who has not been accepted to the college of his choice! Oops, I guess that wasn't a superior thing. But I was accepted to the college of my choice way back when... I guess I haven't passed my superiority on to my children. And WHY WOULD I WANT TO???????????

Erin

 

[focusondisney]

You guys are going too fast for me. I guess my slowness dooms me.

You poor thing. I guess you weren't breastfed. You will need therapy.

 

[snapppyd]

Thank you! I have now decided to become narcicisstic -- nobody else pays attention to me, so I guess I need to do it for myself. And secretly, I do think I'm somewhat superior -- I've been on TWO game shows (if you read that thread I started, ignore the part where I said I lost on two game shows), I homeschool my special snowflake (which I should be doing right now, but I'm letting him eat breakfast first), AND I have a child who has not been accepted to the college of his choice! Oops, I guess that wasn't a superior thing. But I was accepted to the college of my choice way back when... I guess I haven't passed my superiority on to my children. And WHY WOULD I WANT TO???????????

Erin

Were you breastfed? Did you attend pre-pre-K and then pre-K and then pre-kindergarten, and then kindergarten? Did you have parties after all said graduations? Were YOU home schooled?

OMG, I need a lot of time for all your problems.

Maybe I could pencil you in for three weeks from next Saturday????

 

[thebigkahuna]

well, if no one is going to pay attention to me,then there will be YAGE!!!!



(be right back)

 

[snapppyd]

My mother put the baby's nipple over a can of soda, so...yeah?

Well there is your problem right there! Mind put it on a can of Rheingold Nah, Nah, I'm better than you!!

 

[snapppyd]

well, if no one is going to pay attention to me,then there will be YAGE!!!!



(be right back)

No, no, it's JAGE!!!

 

[focusondisney]

well, if no one is going to pay attention to me,then there will be YAGE!!!!



(be right back)

How can anyone ignore you? You're the big kahuna.



You're just being paranoid.

 

[PrincessKsMom]

Oh, so you are saying you are only SEMI-delusional? Very interesting...........were YOU breastfed??? Possibly from only ONE breast?

SEMI? Did you say SEMI-delusional? HOW DARE YOU? I'll have you know I am completely, undoubtedly, 100% delusional. There is NOTHING semi about me.

 

[focusondisney]

No, no, it's JAGE!!!

Let it go.