Haha, I like the term "grandma-hustlin'" because that's really the perfect way to describe walking in flip flops because of the rain! It started pouring two weeks ago when we were getting dinner, and the car was just a few yards away from the restaurant door, but I knew it'd be dangerous for me! Ahh, the difficulties of life in flips!
The guy in the Laugh Floor said it out loud that he expected FPs? Haha, imagine if they did actually give FPs to people on the screen (and then it'd have to be their group too)? Everyone would be jumping out of their seats raising their hands like little kids do in class when they want the teacher's attention.
Smart move just staying in! When I'm exhausted and want to stay until park closing, my husband reminds me that it's okay to leave because we don't want to risk messing up our other park days! But boy, you must've been SO tired! I'm sure traveling solo used up more of your mental faculties too so now that you were there and able to enjoy, you needed to catch up on sleep!