What great prices they have at IKEA! But, we'll be sticking to IKEA.com...
So, we went to IKEA, looking for dishes, a futon, and a bunk bed. It went well- we found a great bunk bed for only $99 and a cheap futon, I forget the price.
We were disappointed in the employees (almost typed CM's, LOL) at IKEA. My mother uses a wheelchair for long distances, so she really had to at IKEA. We walked up to the greeter, who was giving every shopper his big, long spiel.

Eventually, we decided to talk to a cashier. She said, "I'm just a cashier... I guess you should just try to interrupt him." As we walked back to the greeter, we saw someone trying to return a wheelchair. He interrupted Mr. Can't Stop Talking about IKEA. So the greeter turned around quickly and said "just a second."

FINALLY he stops and loans us a wheelchair. Just when we're ready:
Mr. Can't Stop Talking about IKEA: "Have you been to IKEA before?"
My dad: "No, we haven't."
Mr. Can't Stop Talking about IKEA: "Oh, well bla bla sale bla bla red tags bla bla furniture..."
Me: "Oh, we've been here many times before. Many many times.
I say this as I push my mother in the wheelchair away as fast as possible. We get onto the escape elevator in one piece.
