Pakey's new lesson for today. I actually learned a lot but this one is so BIG that it's all I'm sharing. Chinese toddlers do not wear diapers. Once they can walk they are put into pants that have split crotch and are taught to squat when they need to. This is no joke. Saw 4 at Great Wall. This will be ultimate bahookie shot and it's my mission to score one.
This is my last nite of free wifi so I may not post till I'm home.
Kerrie I may have to get my translator to take me to a children's store so I can buy some of those crotch free pants for you. Think of the money you could save in diapers.
Oh and no Terra cotta warriors this trip.
SCHBR'smom said:Darn! That's one thing I would really like to see. A Chinese business man built The Forbidden Gardens in Katy, Texas that has replicas of the warriors and the Forbidden City. I want to take the kids sometime. But it would be amazing to see the actual ones in China.
SCHBR'smom said:Awesome! But think of all the carpet cleaning...
It would be great to get a bahookie shot of that, but does that then cross over into pedophilia since it's a kids' bahookie? Wouldn't want to have to send you bacon sandwiches while you're doing time in a Chinese prison. 
Is that how you managed to not pack any undergarments in your carry on?


Things Pakey learned today:
I can go 12 hours without a bathroom break if the only other choice is using a public bathroom here.
Chinese napkins are the size and thickness of one piece of 1 ply toilet paper.
Forbidden City is 600 years old, same age as Kimmar.
Braised cow hoof tastes better than it sounds.
It's hard to ignore that we're being ignored from China.
It's hard to ignore that we're being ignored from China.
I think she mentioned her free internet was up and would be out of pocket. Guess she doesn't think we're is worth a few bucks. 
WAKE UP
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Nah, she's not ignoring us, she just won't spend money on us for an internet connection.I think she mentioned her free internet was up and would be out of pocket. Guess she doesn't think we're is worth a few bucks.
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Trans-continental ignoring. I think that's a first.
Things Kimmy learned today:
Pakey had her humor surgically removed when she was younger....
PK needs to expand her horizons....PrincessKsMom said:And my final thought: Everything I ever learned in life, I learned on the DIS....