If your dog could change a lightbulb

[Phrebert]

If your dog could change a lightbulb
Afghan: Light bulb? What light bulb?
Australian Shepherd Put all the bulbs in a little circle
Beagle: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one? And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Boxer-did you say lightbulb?! I thought I heard you say cookie!Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Dachshund I can't reach the stupid lamp!
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Greyhound It isn't moving. Who cares?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a burned-out light bulb?
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!!! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Pointer: I see it! There it is! Right there!
Rottweiller: Go Ahead! Make me!
SHIHzu: Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing.
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Cat: "You need light to see?"

 

[luvmydogs]

Hee hee...this is really cute! I especially love the Lab's & Border Collie's responses!

 

[dizny4us]

These are cute! I can picture my border collie saying just that! Too funny!

 

[Phrebert]

Can't stick their heads out of Microsoft Windows.
Fetch command not available on all platforms.
Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
Too difficult to mark every website they visit.
Tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.
Still trying to come up with an emoticon that signifies tail-wagging.
Carpal Paw Syndrome.
Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.
And the #1 reason dogs do not use computers:TrOgO HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,

 

[nativetxn]

Hee, hee, hee

Looks like shih tsu triggered the language filter somehow

 

[SoonerKate]

Ha! That beagle one is dead on! I know they're supposed to be scent hounds, but ours is much more of a taste hound.

 

[AspiringCindy]

You forgot Boxer
Boxer-did you say lightbulb?! I thought I heard you say cookie!

 

[chell]

 

[Phrebert]

Good one, I couldn't think of one for boxer.

 

[Lanshark]

Love the Golden Retriever

 

[Phrebert]

Anyone have more?

 

[luvmydogs]

As the owner of three chihuahuas, all I can add is: Yo quiero Taco Bulb!

 

[Bichon Barb]

Good one luvmydogs.

Bichon Frise - Get up a change the light bulb? But then my Armani pillow would get cold!