If you LOVE blonde jokes come here!!

[pReTtYpRiNcEsS]

..oh and welcome summer kid!!

 

[summer kid]

How do you make a blonde dizzy?

Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

 

[jarfrog]

ok.

a guy takes a blonde on a date in his new porsche. when he pulls up to a turn lane and turns on his blinker he asks the blonde to check out the window to see if it was working. he explained that he had just gotten it fixed and wanted to make sure it was working right. so the blonde does and says, "yes, no, yes, no, yes, no"

heres another.

a blonde tells her husband that she is going to repaint the inside of the house. so she goes out one day while her husband is at work to get some paint. when the husband gets home she is laying in the living room with to big coats on her, sweating and panting. the husband asks out of great curiosity what was going on. so she says, "it said put two coats on for best results"

 

[Rhian]

lol

That's funny!

 

[Poohfanatic]

bump!

 

[PigSoldier]

Why are there blonde jokes?
Brunettes have to do something on a Friday night.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.

What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.

How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
Startled.

Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.

How can you tell a brunette is lonely?
Check her for a pulse.

How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?
By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.

Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
It doesn't show the dirt.

Why is the colour brunette considered evil?
When's the last time YOU saw a blonde witch?!


Heh heh, its the blonde's revenge!!

 

[Rhian]

Are you by any chance a blonde, PigSoldier?! lol
Some of those are quite funny(and I can even say that with a head full of brown hair)

Here's another blonde joke because I feel that we brunettes need to strike back lol :

How do you know when a blonde's been making chocolate chip cookies?

M&M shells on the floor

 

[socca princess*]

A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body
with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my
arm hurts, my back hurts, and even my head hurts!" The doctor asks,
"Were you ever a blonde?" "Yes, I was." she replies. "Why do you ask?"
The doctor answers,
"because your finger is broken!"

 

[jarfrog]

ok, a blonde, a brunette and a red head are in jail. they all decide to sneak out one night while the gaurd is drunk. well they push the bed under the ceiling tile and push the ceiling tile out of the way. the brunette climbs out and starts crawling across the ceiling when she crawls over a loose one. it creeks and the gaurd wakes up and says "whos there!?" the brunette just goes "meow" and so the gaurd just goes back to sleep thinking gosh need to get rid of that darn cat. so the red head climbs through and ends up hittin the same loose pannel. same thing happens. now its the blondes turn and sure enough she hits the same pannel. the gaurd wakes up this time and yells out "whos there" the blonde just anwers "oh, its just that same old cat again, uh yeah"


a blonde, red head and a brunette are drunk driving down a road when a cop appears behind them. the red head who is driving starts speeding up when the brunette tells her to go even faster. then the blonde said, "slow down i think he wants to say somthin to us."

 

[PigSoldier]

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.

What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"

How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
Say something

How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds

What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
The piranha. They only attack in schools.

What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
Normal

How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There's a hammer embedded in the monitor

Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way,
and the other is to let her have it.

Heh heh heh

 

[Rhian]

How do you know when a blonde has been using the computer?

Correction fluid on the screen.