MosMom
<font color=deeppink>Damn you, you wretched clown!
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If you've read the "If you give a mouse a cookie" series of books you will appreciate this more. 
IF YOU GIVE A MOM A MUFFIN
If you give a mom a muffin
She'll want a cup of coffee to go with it.
She'll pour herself some
The coffee will get spilled by her three year old.
She'll wipe it up.
Wiping the floor, she will find some dirty socks.
She'll remember she has to do some laundry.
When she puts the laundry in the washer,
She'll trip over some snow boots and bump into the
freezer.
Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to
plan supper for tonight.
She will get out a pound of hamburger.
She'll look for her cookbook. (101 Things to Make
With A Pound
of Hamburger.)
The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail.
She will see the phone bill which is due tomorrow.
She will look for her checkbook.
The checkbook is in her purse that is being dumped
out by her two year
old.
She'll smell something funny.
She'll change the two year old.
While she is changing the two year old the phone
will ring. (of course!)
Her five year old will answer it and hang up.
She remembers that she wants to phone a friend to
come for coffee on
Friday.
Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was
going to have a cup.
She will pour herself some.
And chances are,
If she has a cup of coffee,
Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with
it.
IF YOU GIVE A MOM A MUFFIN
If you give a mom a muffin
She'll want a cup of coffee to go with it.
She'll pour herself some
The coffee will get spilled by her three year old.
She'll wipe it up.
Wiping the floor, she will find some dirty socks.
She'll remember she has to do some laundry.
When she puts the laundry in the washer,
She'll trip over some snow boots and bump into the
freezer.
Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to
plan supper for tonight.
She will get out a pound of hamburger.
She'll look for her cookbook. (101 Things to Make
With A Pound
of Hamburger.)
The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail.
She will see the phone bill which is due tomorrow.
She will look for her checkbook.
The checkbook is in her purse that is being dumped
out by her two year
old.
She'll smell something funny.
She'll change the two year old.
While she is changing the two year old the phone
will ring. (of course!)
Her five year old will answer it and hang up.
She remembers that she wants to phone a friend to
come for coffee on
Friday.
Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was
going to have a cup.
She will pour herself some.
And chances are,
If she has a cup of coffee,
Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with
it.
