If you could cure ONE disease tomorrow, which would it be and why?

[POB14]

Maybe we need a foundation to push for a cure for Brain farts. I can see the telethons now.

"I want to talk to you today about a disease that affects 9 out of every 10 Americans, maybe even someone you love. A disease that knows no racial, economic, or political boundaries. A disease called . . .

Brain Farts.

Brain Farts could embarass YOU sometime in the near future. Do you know the Seven Warning Signals of Brain Farts?

1. Calling your kids by the dogs' names.
2. Leaving your keys in the refrigerator.
3. Trying to call in sick on Sunday.
4. Driving to work when you were going to the store.
5. Watching Survivor.
6. Thinking that the sour cream on the Ponderosa buffet is whip cream.
7. Posting on the DIS about resort cups.
8. Forgetting how many items you were supposed to list.

Please, give generously. The number to call is 555-3278 . . . no, wait, that's my license plate . . . aw, never mind."

 

[DisneyJen0504]

Cancer.

 

[Rajah]

Since y'all have cancer, alzheimers, and diabetes covered, I will join in with the auto-immune disorders like Lupus.

 

[CathrynRose]

Ok, mine would be diabetes. Sure there are many worse things, but so many people get this. And I know several who have it.

Plus, I really think that it will be a cureable disease in the next 5 years, maybe 10. Just my opinion, no real basis in fact.

Mine would also be "diabetes" - all my mom's health problems stemmed from this nasty disease.

 

[Taylor]

Cancer

The "beast" took my mother.