If you cant be an athlete...

[dvcfamily41801]

See a penny pick it up all day long you'll have good luck

 

[pilikia97]

I look at it as a very strategic career move...

 

[dopeyone]

bluuue moon!

 

[ilovedale3]

See? It says right here: it's a DESSERT WINE!!!

 

[wdw4us2]

What's she gonna do? Shimmy down the drain pipe??!!!

 

[wdw4us2]

I thought of another one:

"Men are rats!
"Men are fleas on rats!"
"They're amoebas on fleas on rats!"

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

The only man a girl can trust is her daddy.

TOV

 

[wendyl]

Maybe you can invent the Kangaroo Bop

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

We did NOT go together. We just 'went' together that's all.

TOV

 

[BabyTigger99]

When a guy picks a chick over his buddies, somethins got to be wrong!

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

It broke?
How could it break?
I bought it in the 7th grade!

TOV

 

[wendyl]

You got the personality of a wet mop

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

I had a little trouble in tinting class. I had a little trouble in all my classes. Gee, beauty school sure isn't what I thought it was going to be.

TOV

 

[wendyl]

She's as HOT as the parts on her

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

Who's car did you swipe that from?
Your mother's!

TOV

 

[ilovedale3]

Isn't that the most? To say the least!

 

[GoofieRuthie]

"Are you making fun of me Riz?"

"Some people are so touchy."

 

[TDC Nala]

At this very moment those pictures are on their way to Washington, where the FBI has experts in this type of identification.

 

[Shugardrawers]

You're turning in to a one woman USO!

OMG this is one of my very favoritist movies!

 

[nwdisgal]

Summer lovin' happened so fast...