if Mike Wallace knocked at your door...

[Virgo10]

I'd thank him for his coverage at the 1968 Democratic convension. Getting arrested on live TV showed the average American just what a mess this country was at that time.

 

[dznymom3]

I'd hope I was not in my jammies, 'cause I'm almost always in my jammies!

Me too!!!

 

[L107ANGEL]

I'd immediately wonder WTH my kids did now!!

Now thats funny!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Does Mike Wallace actually go to the bathroom?

no. he has one too many accidents, thats why CBS forced him to retire.
the cleaning people refused to continue clean up after him!

AHA! We have solved a mystery--remember the wet rug in Shugardrawers' bathroom recently? I bet that Mike Wallace is the one that had the accident, not Petey the dog (or her DH).

 

[tevagirl]

AHA! We have solved a mystery--remember the wet rug in Shugardrawers' bathroom recently? I bet that Mike Wallace is the one that had the accident, not Petey the dog (or her DH).

So what are you saying? Sugarbritches and Mike Wallace are having a torrid affair behind Petey and Mr. Sugarbritches backs?

 

[L107ANGEL]

So what are you saying? Sugarbritches and Mike Wallace are having a torrid affair behind Petey and Mr. Sugarbritches backs?

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Put down the popcorn and answer the OP.

Angel: Hi Mike...what can I get you to drink?

 

[tevagirl]

That's right! You get out that popcorn and get comfortable. Sugarbritches has some 'splaining to do!

 

[Quinn222]

Ask him where that fleet of aiplanes he said my father owns actually is. None of us ever saw anything more than a single little six seater.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Put down the popcorn and answer the OP.

Angel: Hi Mike...what can I get you to drink?

I am hospitable like that

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I am hospitable like that

Mike W:Angel, we're here to investigate the disappearance of one Kermie T. Frog...
Angel:*Cough* Did you say with or without the olive?

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Put down the popcorn and answer the OP.

Angel: Hi Mike...what can I get you to drink?

Isn't that funny that Angel even pretended that she eats popcorn...

Shug, we have questions, you'd better have some good answers!

 

[L107ANGEL]

Mike W:Angel, we're here to investigate the disappearance of one Kermie T. Frog...
Angel:*Cough* Did you say with or without the olive?

I got your kermie right here!

 

[tevagirl]

Sugarbritches must be trying to get her alibis in order.

 

[HOGFAN]

slam the door in his face since i dont like his politics

 

[Tigger&Belle]

slam the door in his face since i dont like his politics

Didn't you know that "journalists" don't show their beliefs?

 

[Shugardrawers]

No No NO!!! It's the Mouse I'm having a torrid affair with. My tag says so!

Mike Wallace is just my poolboy.

T&B journalists may not show their beliefs but they do have a thing for showing off their briefs.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Shug, you need more help than just getting rid of your mom-jeans if you have Mike Wallace as your pool boy!