if life gives you lemons...

[wilde_oscar]

order your martini straight up with a twist!

Confusion Proverb.

 

[tinkbutt]

lol I thought you'd say squeeze them

 

[Stinasmom]

but, wait...
GMA (good morning america on ABC) is running a segment tomorrow morning (6/12/08) on how dirty those lemons are before they hit your drink!

I'm thinking that it's safest to order the lemon with hard liquor... kills the bacteria.

 

[mommyceratops]

But life is like a box of chocolates.....

 

[Annette_VA]

works for me!

 

[DVCsince02]

We missed you in chat Rex...

 

[mommyceratops]

We missed you in chat Rex...

Ditto

 

[TheTXTaylors5]

"If life gives you lemons, find someone who life has given them vodka and have a party." - Ron White


Jennifer

 

[kab407]

"If life gives you lemons, find someone who life has given them vodka and have a party." - Ron White


Jennifer

Gotta love Ron White! "You can't fix stupid" has become my mantra of late.

To answer Oskey, make limoncello!

 

[GBShorts]

"If life gives you lemons, find someone who life has given them vodka and have a party." - Ron White


Jennifer

Drat, I was going to say that!

 

[WebmasterJohn]

If life hands you lemons.....highlight your hair.

 

[mommyceratops]

If life hands you lemons.....highlight your hair.

Use lemon in your hair and your highlights will be Shade grown and bird safe! Ooops sorry.... was that the coffee or John?

 

[astrodrummergirl]

I'm thinking that it's safest to order the lemon with hard liquor... kills the bacteria.

ROFLz

 

[crazydisneyman]

Use lemon in your hair and your highlights will be Shade grown and bird safe! Ooops sorry.... was that the coffee or John?

That was really funny!

 

[mommyceratops]

order your martini straight up with a twist!

Confusion Proverb.

Add honey and put it in your tea and you will feel better!!

 

[misstheworld]

rub cut halves on your wood cutting board to sanatize it!

Although that doesn't sound as fun as the vodka option.

 

[TheTXTaylors5]

Drat, I was going to say that!

Great minds think alike!

Off Topic: The quote in your signature got me curious. I translated it to read . . .

Run, run, the most quickly than you be able! You will not catch me, I am bread of spice!

What does that mean?????????

- Jennifer

 

[wishspirit]

Great minds think alike!

Off Topic: The quote in your signature got me curious. I translated it to read . . .

Run, run, the most quickly than you be able! You will not catch me, I am bread of spice!

What does that mean?????????

- Jennifer

Maybe its run run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man?

 

[wilde_oscar]

I thought it translated to "dingos ate your baby"

 

[TheTXTaylors5]

Maybe its run run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man?

Yea! That sounds right. I looked at it and looked at it and I just couldn't figure it out (Doesn't help it was almost midnight). But, as soon as I saw your post, a lightbulb when off in my head. Thank you!

I thought it translated to "dingos ate your baby"

Very funny. I'm a Seinfeld fan too. Off Topic: DH and I finally got around to listening to the Podcast last night. What is with you and a camoflage bikini? You sound like a hoot! I hear your name (Wildeoscar and Rex) mentioned a lot on the Podcast. I am glad you won the Podcast Cruise for the Universal contest. Congratulations!

You ate lunch at The Wave recently. Honestly, would we be out of place eating lunch or dinner there with our kids? (ages 8, 5 and 2)

- Jennifer