If I was a pirate

[monkeyboy]

I would have lots of wenches on board

Sail into the sunset


and not allow fast pass

 

[Stacerita]

So when are the wench sign ups?

 

[MosMom]

I've got a wench outfit!

 

[The_Horned_King]

While All Good Pirate's love Wench's Boy, Don't ye know dat dey are bad luck on a sailors ship!

Save the wenching for port! Dat way Ye have no Attachments!

 

[The_Horned_King]

And Dat way they can't be Gold Digga's either mate!

 

[ashjohnson80]

I am a pirate. I've decided. Sorry Monkeykid, no wenching from me.

 

[EEYOREMAMA]

No fast passes? Them's fighting words matie! How could you be such a mean pirate?

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[Sonno]

Arrrg

 

[mtblujeans]

I would have lots of wenches on board

Sail into the sunset


and not allow fast pass

So, is that sung to the tune of "If I were a rich man"....?

 

[TinkInPink]

I'd push Elizabeth off the ship and marry Will

 

[The_Horned_King]

Now dat's being a pirate der Tink!

But Ya don't have to push Liz off, I'll take 'er!

 

[TinkInPink]

Why Thank You.
Your right, I'll tell Will that she fell for you, and then I'll be there to comfort him at this emotional time.

 

[monkeyboy]

did I mention buxom wenches

 

[parrothead365]

How buxom ?

 

[monkeyboy]

How buxom ?

I'll know when I review the resumes

 

[auntpolly]

If I was a pirate, I'd pillage in the mo-o-rning
I'd pillage in the evening, all over this la-and....

 

[mtblujeans]

I'll know when I review the resumes

 

[monkeyboy]

yo HO yo HO a pirates life for me

 

[Daxx]

Didja find your wenches yet, Monkeyboy?