If I ruled the world

[UncleKyle]

Everyday would feel like a Friday

Every child would have a positive role model or mentor

My car would get 1000 miles to a gallon

Everyone but me would pick up the tab

My clients would not call me on weekends

Jimmy Buffett would play at my wedding


What if you ruled the world.......?

 

[grinningghost]

Banana splits would have zero calories

 

[cynsaun]

I would always be right....oh wait, I already am!

 

[grinningghost]

Husbands would be fined everytime they threw dirty socks on the floor.

 

[ElizK]

Children would be required to go to school an extra day for every wet towel they leave on the carpet.

 

[parrothead365]

All clocks would be set to 5 O'clock all the time

Shorts and flip flops would be concidered formal wear

There would be no such thing as a beach tag

 

[UncleKyle]

Originally posted by parrothead365

Shorts and flip flops would be concidered formal wear

I would love it if you ruled the world!

 

[grinningghost]

Snow would fall on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day ONLY

 

[parrothead365]

Uncle Kyle,
I would gladly be your most humble VP. I wonder if the Coral Reefers do "Hail to the Chief"



Phins Up!!!

 

[Saffron]

Everybody would still have to pay taxes ... but they would get a list and get to choose which programs they'd want to support with their tax money!

All men would see and threat their woman as a goddess and follow her every command.

WDW would be free for those age 10 and over.

Everybody on this planet would get fresh fruit, vegetables and seafood or meat to eat every single day, with luxury items like HoHo's and Krispy Kreme donuts thrown in every week.

I'd drive a 1965, fully restored Good Humor truck and pass out ice cream to anyone and everyone who wanted it.

All disco and 80's pop music would be outlawed.

 

[caitycaity]

Originally posted by cynsaun
I would always be right....oh wait, I already am!

you too?

 

[onecoolmama]

resting would get you in shape

 

[monkeyboy]

I already do
It's part of my master plan





OH and 12 oz curls would be a good workout

 

[tkyes]

Working out once a week was more than enough to keep you in shape.

French fries, cheesecake, burgers, ice cream, etc. were all really good for you!

Money really did grow on trees.

Speedos would be banned.

 

[mickeyboat]

Children would be given the ability to hear - or is it just mine that have to be told ten times to do something?

Husbands would enjoy doing housework as much as playing golf.

Alcohol would be free in every restaurant and water would cost 8.00 a glass.

Denae

 

[browneyes]

Originally posted by UncleKyle
Jimmy Buffett would play at my wedding

Maybe he's waiting for you to set a date (and then there's that ole finding a fiancee thing too ).

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Originally posted by UncleKyle
Everyday would feel like a Friday

Every child would have a positive role model or mentor

My car would get 1000 miles to a gallon

Everyone but me would pick up the tab

My clients would not call me on weekends

Jimmy Buffett would play at my wedding


What if you ruled the world.......?

I pretty much with you but I'd ask that Jimmy NOT play Fenway this year, I'm going to miss my annual end of summer tailgating party.

 

[Lanshark]

You'd all be my servants

 

[Keli]

Ok Kyle, this list was not really what I was expecting from you, lol. I was sure you would say that every woman would be beautiful and each one of them would be in love with you!

 

[Tiggeroo]

Wow, I want parrotheads to rule the world. Maybe then I could get tix to Camden instead of your friendly neighborhood scalpers.
Everybody would get 10 paid weeks of vacation a year
Meals would magically appear on the table at the right time
Teenagers would clean up after themselves, because they want to, and they would think their parents are so wise.
Suntanning would not be hazerdous to your health or cause wrinkles.
There would be more then one cable company causing Comcast to be a bit more humble and a bit cheaper
Alice from the Brady Bunch would live at my house.