If I ever caught myself dressed like that

[monkeyboy]

If I ever caught myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own butt!

 

[cynsaun]

I tried to tell Bob that the fishnet stockings were too much, but he didn't listen!

 

[monkeyboy]

During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody

 

[cheyita]

I have come to the conclusion that Monkeyboy and Drew watch way too many movies.

 

[cynsaun]

Originally posted by cheyita
I have come to the conclusion that Monkeyboy and Drew watch way too many movies.

We have to do something when it's cold out!

 

[cynsaun]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody

I'll make you a bet. If you get this puck into that net, I'll never bother you again. But if you miss, you have to give me a big fat kiss. And you have to pretend you like it too.

 

[gr8tpanther]

Hey Monkey Boy, do you run around naked? Cause from what I gather, you don't like clothes!

Edited to ad - do you have a pic?

 

[monkeyboy]

Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today.

"My fingers hurt."

"What's that?"

"My fingers hurt."

"Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt? ...I didn't think so."

 

[gr8tpanther]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today.

"My fingers hurt."

"What's that?"

"My fingers hurt."

"Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt? ...I didn't think so."

HAPPY GILMORE!!!

 

[Maleficent13]

You can go to sleep or I can put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.

 

[monkeyboy]

I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I wanted it to be near its family

 

[dizny4us]

This is one of my favorites! Whenever I'm feeling down, I just watch Happy Gilmore! Makes me laugh every time!

 

[EsmeraldaX]

Are you talking about Ponchos again???

 

[monkeyboy]

Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ***. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ***

 

[Bob Slydell]

I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast.

You eat **** for breakfast???

 

[briannesmom]

Shooter :" Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say"

Happy Gilmore :" Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say? "

 

[MScott1851]

"Quite a large and economically diverse crowd here at the Michelob Invitational."

"Hey Shooter! You wanna go to the Sizzler and get some grub?"

 

[briannesmom]

Hey Gilmore, you suck ya *******