If Albert Eistein was

[Pop Daddy]

so smart why didnt he comb his hair

 

[catsrule]

It made his brain look sexy.

 

[Serena]

he thought it was sexy???

 

[Tiggeroo]

Why waste time combing your hair when you're so smart and busy inventing theories. I have heard Bill Gates doesn't shower for days and days..

Oh, or cause it isn't relative

 

[Saffron]

LOL!

 

[browneyes]

Because I've got all the combs and brushes at my house and he couldn't follow my directions on how to get here.

 

[HauntedMansionGeek]

I believe it was combed. It was delicately teased into place.

Can you imagine how it would have looked if it WASN'T???



(actually, I rather like the "cause it isn't relative" remark the best! LOL)

 

[Silky]

Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks,
"What is your IQ?" to which the man answers "241."
"That is wonderful!," says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!"

Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" To which the lady answers, "144."
"That is great!," responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"

Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "51."
Albert responds, "How 'bout them Cowboys?"

 

[WillyJ]

Maybe he was just too busy eating sandwiches in the bathroom to have time to comb his hair. . .

 

[JohnTBap]

Originally posted by Silky


Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "51."
Albert responds, "How 'bout them Cowboys?"

Bashing my team will NOT get you silk sheets from the FEDEX man!

 

[Silky]

Two boys were playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is
attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a
board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who was walking by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy!

"Forty Niners' fan saves friend from vicious animal," he starts
writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Niners fan," the boy replied.

"Oakland Raiders' fan rescues friend from horrific attack," the
reporter starts again.
"I'm not a Raiders fan either," the boy said.

"Then what are you?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Cowboys fan."

The reporter turns to a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Redneck punk kills family pet."

 

[JohnTBap]

Your last post was too much readin'. Can ya post the Cliff's Notes?

 

[Silky]

Q: How can you tell if a Cowboys fan has been using the computer?

A: There's white-out on the screen.

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Q: Why does Texas Stadium have Astroturf?

A: To keep the fans from grazing during games.

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Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a T.V. watching the Super Bowl?

A.The Dallas Cowboys

 

[Silky]

"Little is the number that think with their own mind and feel with their own heart."

--- Albert Einstein

 

[JohnTBap]

"Do you have any idea how hard it is to work with someone who thinks he knows everything?"


--- Barney Fife

 

[Tiggeroo]

How much did the pirate pay for his wooden leg and hook.







an arm and a leg
AARRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Adrianna]

You're MY kinda person

Signed,
EAGLES FAN

Sorry Bap!
GO EAGLES!!

Originally posted by Silky
Q: How can you tell if a Cowboys fan has been using the computer?

A: There's white-out on the screen.

-----------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Why does Texas Stadium have Astroturf?

A: To keep the fans from grazing during games.

---------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a T.V. watching the Super Bowl?

A.The Dallas Cowboys

 

[JohnTBap]

What the?? Where did you come from??? This was a private quote argument!!!

 

[Adrianna]

I can NEVER resist a good Cowboy bashing party

 

[catsrule]

how would you like to be a bengals fan.