I wish they'd air more about the Michael Jackson death!

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Any updates?

last I heard, he continues to be taking a dirt nap.

 

[Imzadi]

They don't know where to bury him. The family is waiting for his brain to come back so he can decide where he wants to be buried.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Heck, they should just ask bubbles!

Bubbles probably has more brains than all of them put together.

 

[Mermaid02]

WAIT A MINUTE............. MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD? I hadn't heard.....

 

[FireDancer]

Much of Michael Jackson is still dead. Remember, the plastic parts can't die. They just get recycled into useful things like milk containers.

 

[DarthKTrava]

nope.....just Pepsi!

What kind of pirate are yeh then??? No Rum?!?!?!

 

[Imzadi]

What kind of pirate are yeh then??? No Rum?!?!?!

Rum & Pepsi. We can drink it wearing one sequined glove & toast to MJ.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

What kind of pirate are yeh then??? No Rum?!?!?!

No Flammable liquids around the (still dead) MJ!

Rum & Pepsi. We can drink it wearing one sequined glove & toast to MJ.

Don't say toast, MJ can't get his head around the concept of something burned!!

oh...wait...too late!!!

 

[Imzadi]

Don't say toast, MJ can't get his head around the concept of something burned!!

oh...wait...too late!!!

It's okay, his brain is not in his head anyway.

 

[redrosesix]

WAIT A MINUTE............. MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD? I hadn't heard.....

I can't believe how much I miss in one camping trip. Should have stayed home and watched TV instead

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I can't believe how much I miss in one camping trip. Should have stayed home and watched TV instead

most of us think you would have been better off extending your camping trip!!

hehehehhehee

 

[luvmy3]

They don't know where to bury him. The family is waiting for his brain to come back so he can decide where he wants to be buried.

Thats just for cover. We all know they are planning to cryogenically freeze his brain so it can be inserted into his clone when his skull is able to fit it. MJ will never die, never.

 

[redrosesix]

most of us think you would have been better off extending your camping trip!!

hehehehhehee

Yup -- now that you guys reminded me how many times they've moved his body (I think it's been outside more in the last month than when he was alive) I'm going back to the campground.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Now second family member is insisting that it was murder (psst, it was, he did it himself!) wait for it....everyone else will get on the bandwagon!


what??.......excuse me a minute....


this just in.....


Michael Jackson is still dead.

 

[Cool-Beans]

I heard on the radio yesterday (John Lanigan / Jimmy Malone, for all you Clevelanders) that...

Michael Jackson's dermatologist's ex-lover said that Michael was addicted to drugs.

So, that really should put an end to all that. If you can't trust Michael Jackson's dermatologist's ex-lover, who can you trust???

(His deadness persists.)

 

[OctMtnWoods]

ET managed to spare a minute or so to give poor Farrah some airtime tonight.

 

[SCHBR'smom]

ET managed to spare a minute or so to give poor Farrah some airtime tonight.

Did they happen to mention if MJ is still dead or not?

 

[OctMtnWoods]

Did they happen to mention if MJ is still dead or not?

No idea. I stopped watching anything to do with him after the first day for the most part.

 

[DarthKTrava]

So is he dead or going to appear on a future ep of Ghost Whisperer?

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

So is he dead or going to appear on a future ep of Ghost Whisperer?

jeeeeeezzz don't give them any ideas.


I already saw clips about three interviews on different channels that his "spirtual advisor" was giving. one blurb was that she "felt" that He would have wanted his mother to take care of his kids...DUH!!!!

what about poor Ed McMahon, he was actually a TRUE war hero and they glossed it over and buried the story.

I DID like mention on the Daily show that he made note of what he was doing when he heard michael jackson died THE FIRST TWENTY THREE TIMES!!!

hehehehhehehehehe

I wish SNL would get Chevy Chase to do a special opening:

THIS JUST IN, MICHAEL JACKSON IS STILL DEAD!!!