Oh my gosh ,i laughed until i cried ,wonder how many people will never return to tl bacause of you!!I mean this in a truly funny way.I had a hotel robe on at Grand Floridian and I to am a full figure woman,so i also try to stay low profile while at pool and water parks,with the luck that you have!I go down to pool and all chairs are empty by me and i am quite happy no one is around yet,up walks this beautiful young woman,and i am talking beautiful,she says ,"do ya all mind if i sit here???",i say,"course not, but I am going to have to move ,cause she will get jealous of all the men looking at me and not her((hahahaha)and she laughs too!Meanwhile here comes my mom and my son and nephews,who are immediately blinded by this girls beauty(and there sits me)and my mom says ,"you look just like Miss America!",and the beautiful girl says funny ,i was runner up"",I say ,O.K. I will move,nothing like being inconspicious.!!Have lost my top too,but will not share -just in case someone here saw me and didnt go blind.
Thanks for bringing some fun to us all!
...I will have to say this is the funniest story I have read in a while. Please post it over on the Trip Report so more may enjoy, your embarassement, everyone needs to enjoy this.
! hope they do not have security cameras or you might just make a blooper reel ! I would Love to see the look on the gent's face though when he first spied you...wonder if he thought you were a new "animatronic" feature ( Disney goes xxx)!
