I want to start something

BRDof3

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I'm in the mood to start some ...ahem...stuff. It's Tuesday and I don't want to work, but they're making me, so I'm gonna turn rebel.

Only one problem, I can't think of anything good to do. I've been domesticated too long.

Hmm, what to do, what to do.... :cool2:
 
May I suggest spit balls. You'll need to get a good straw and some stationary. It takes some practice and a little talent and a little aim.
I'd start off by mak'n Smiley Mickey Heads on the ceiling,( they aren't likely to notice there)
After you've mastered the Mickey Head , then you can move onto harder things, like the mosaic trile picture in the Contemp.Hotel next to the monorail.


OR if you have drop ceilings in your building, sticking pencils in them are always fun.
:yay:
 
Sounds like a good day for a liquid lunch.

Ever notice in those old 60's sitcoms like Bewitched or I Dream of Jeannie...they were drinking and smoking at lunch like it was a cocktail party?

Ah, the 60's....:cool2:
 
May I suggest spit balls. You'll need to get a good straw and some stationary. It takes some practice and a little talent and a little aim.
I'd start off by mak'n Smiley Mickey Heads on the ceiling,( they aren't likely to notice there)
After you've mastered the Mickey Head , then you can move onto harder things, like the mosaic trile picture in the Contemp.Hotel next to the monorail.


OR if you have drop ceilings in your building, sticking pencils in them are always fun.
:yay:


:thumbsup2 Frank always has the answer. I just have to do it so that DW doesn't see it. Darn this working-from-home thing sometimes.
 

There's always the "rubber band around the kitchen sink hose/spray" trick. That one never gets old!! hehehe
 
Hmm. Maybe I can get away with Frank's pencil-in-the-ceiling trick in this doctor's office. Think the receptionist will notice? :joker:
 
There's always the "rubber band around the kitchen sink hose/spray" trick. That one never gets old!! hehehe

Oh man,,take some plastic wrap to work, stretch it over the toilet bowl and then put the seat back down.
LET THE PARTY BEGIN !! :woohoo:


Or vaseline the toilet seat very liberally , then stand back and wait for the cussing,,er, uh , I mean laughter !
 
Now this is what I call a quality thread. :thumbsup2
 
:goodvibes

By nature I am a fun, love life guy. I do needle and I am a pratical joker.

It's heredity, I got that from my DADDY. But, to give it , ya gotta be able to take it. Throw it at me, I can take it.

I used to jest LUV gettin on mean, nasty peeple. Gettin their goat by just saying really, or is that right, when they made a statement, threw them into a tizzy.

Today through maturity, major maturity (actually being OLD), I rather catch a good fish and not catch a punch in the nose.

I could really, is that right---get them agoin'.
john
PS----I second "the quality thread" (BRDof3)
 
HEY ! You can always do the "sneak attack atomic wedgie" from behind to your boss !! That'll CRACK them up !! :lmao:


Course ya may havta do some real BROWN NOSING after !:lmao:
( you know, to keep your job.)
 
Uhhhh....gimme a second......

Okay - here ya go...... Stand behind the door, and when Denise walks in after a long day at work, pop out and yell "BOO"!!

that should start something!!:banana:
 
Uhhhh....gimme a second......

Okay - here ya go...... Stand behind the door, and when Denise walks in after a long day at work, pop out and yell "BOO"!!

that should start something!!:banana:

Yeah, my trip to the ER followed by divorce.
 
Got any neighbors you don't like? Take the cap off their sewer clean out and put a big snake in there. It just might find its way to a toilet.

Hey, people need to learn to look in the bowl before sitting.
 
(I saw this one in action at the Fort being done to Ms. Gus, Grandma and Gramps;))

Wait until your neighbor that is camping next to you this weekend is outside and fully engulfed themselves in their breakfast....then.....

go and empty your black tanks....

that will get em going! :rotfl2:

or get you running from them! :rotfl2:

(Gussy was not amused when her neighbor did this twice during breakfast.)
 
(I saw this one in action at the Fort being done to Ms. Gus, Grandma and Gramps;))

Wait until your neighbor that is camping next to you this weekend is outside and fully engulfed themselves in their breakfast....then.....

go and empty your black tanks....

that will get em going! :rotfl2:

or get you running from them! :rotfl2:

(Gussy was not amused when her neighbor did this twice during breakfast.)

That just begs for retaliation. Since we're on the subject of starting some smack, what would you all suggest as an appropriate response. pirate:
 





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