I was planning on making a skirt out of my empty bottles. The main part of the skirt will be sewn together clorox wipes - knee length- them I am going to sew a "fringe" of bottles around the bottom. It's going to make the prettiest sound when I walk. I think I'll carry around my swiffer too, I'll use a gallon size ZIPPER TOP Ziploc bag for a purse - and

it's see through too so I'll make sure to carry around my PLEDGE, my SCRUBBING BUBBLES and my LYSOL toilet bowl cleaner in there - might throw in some PINE SOL if I am feeling especially snarky.
If I am buying name brands because they're a status symbol I am going to make darn sure I start showing those babies off!