Well I must say it was a nice surprise getting into the office, checking the old mail pile and seeing that now Im a liar. Yup, I was called a liar! What have I done? Well aside from publishing a boring newsletter; I am herby accused of not talking about an Epcot Room and a new Park Quest!
Here are some of my favorite posts / messages / e-mails: How could you do something so awful?, Yavn you have disrespected your fans, or my favorite Yavn you are a dumbo jerk.
So why did I not reveal more details? Simple
its not quite time yet. Say that again?? Let me first share the 12 easy (but not so secret) steps to making and launching a park quest.
12 Easy Steps to making a Park Quest
- Decide overall quest concept (location, subject, type of questions)
- Research possible questions
- Write more questions then will be needed
- Test questions and select questions and alternates for final quest
- Send questions and alternates to legal department for approval
- Create quest sheet look and feel
- Layout approved questions onto quest sheet
- Send finalized quest sheet to printer
- Review and approve quest sheet proofs
- Print quest sheets
- Ship quest sheets to parks
- Deploy quest in park!
- Now there are another 12 or so steps for the reward card as well but they are pretty close.
So imagine youre ready to launch a new quest and had planned to have it start at the beginning of the year. Well it turns out that the attorneys, printing companies and creative people all go on vacation toward the end of the year, and not all at the same time! Not that it should be a surprise but many printing companies are very busy with holiday cards around the last few months of the year and suddenly there is a queue of projects that delayed until early January. Houston we have a delay! Now this not really that big of a deal except that I was expecting it earlier and hinted that more details would be available soon. So why not just give the info and say its coming soon? Well it turns out some people dont see the coming soon part and head to the park looking for the new quest. So imagine the poor cast member trying to explain that the new quest is not ready yet but has no date for when it will be out. Sadly this happened some months ago and I was told by some stressed cast member to please dont announce anything until its in the park or we have a firm date for launch.
Then does that pardon me from lying about the quest? Now Im just on the hook for Epcot. And that is just a case of the quest not being ready yet. We got busy with testing and pushing the new build and had to hold back a bit. Ill take full responsibility for delaying it. I figured it was more important to get New Orleans Square launched first.
Anyway, I think many of you miss the point of the newsletter. While I do like to write about new features, many times the content is for a specific reason. It may seem like a repeat for those who read it regularly, but after spending time with the game mods there are still several features that people are not sure about. The point of the column is not only to preview cool stuff, but to help with other issues and educate players. It was not a case of not having anything to say, it was more of a situation where I felt a need to offer the information again. The next time you see something that seems familiar, pass it on and help another player. Chances are they may not be as in the know or may have missed the previous edition of the newsletter.
So will the Yavn Bashing end? Nah, as long as I am here Im sure someone will complain. But thats ok, if you want to steer the ship you need to be there for the storms and all. Now if you want to see action send on some suggestions, they work much better then calling me names.
Yavn