The DIS Board's Inquirer
- Idle Minds Want to Know -
BARB LEAVING FAMILY!!!
Running Away to Idaho
Dateline Barto, Zurg reporting for DBI: The Dis Board Inquirer (DBI), your source for inaccuracies and innuendo, has learned that DIS board Icon, Queen of the Mini Meet and Green Gloved One Barb is leaving her family. Your humble reporter has the exclusive story.
Speculation is that Barb was distraught when she discovered that Okie had attempted flush here mini meet plans down the bathroom drain. No motive is know for this act but as of yet al-Qaida network involvement has not been denied by the White House.
Fortunately, when your humble reported found out about the flushing he began a 48 hour intensive stake out of the victims house, refrigerator and possibly Piper aircraft.
This has been an exclusive BDI report.