I there a dress code for the water parks? Should there be?

[Rip]

Silly me, I assumed all these non-judgmental non uptight people could take a joke! Guess not.

What's there to joke about, I'm very much pro-thong! I'll take the split second it takes my brain to register "Ewwwww!" if it means spotting a Brazilian/American/Martian honey or two with a fine badonka-donk.

 

[NikitaZee]

What's there to joke about, I'm very much pro-thong! I'll take the split second it takes my brain to register "Ewwwww!" if it means spotting a Brazilian/American/Martian honey or two with a fine badonka-donk.

That's great!

 

[Rip]

That's great!

I also make sure I never leave home without my trusty bottle of brain bleach .

 

[Brian_WDW74]

Per the DIS's Disney World Prohibited Items and Dress Code page:

Disney World Guest Appearance Guidelines

Disney World reserves the right to exclude visitors to their gated attractions who wear clothing that could create a distraction. This policy is in effect at the Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Disney MGM Studios, Disney's Animal Kingdom Theme Park, Blizzard Beach, Typhoon Lagoon, Pleasure Island and Disney Quest.

Examples of unacceptable attire includes:

• Clothing displaying offensive messages/language
• Adult costumes or clothing that can be viewed as a costume (children under age 10 are excluded)
• Clothing made with offensive material, (ie transparent)
• Clothing that is excessively torn
• Clothing which exposes inappropriate portions of the body such as string bikini tops, G-strings, bikini bottoms, etc.
• Guests wearing wedding attire are discouraged from entering the Theme Parks.

All Disney Theme Park guests are required to wear shirts and shoes at all times. Swimsuit tops are allowed when worn with other appropriate clothing.

Disney's Pleasure Island, Disney Quest, Blizzard Beach and Typhoon Lagoon have other criteria in place which may vary from the general appearance guidelines. Depending on the venue and event, variations may be acceptable.

With that answer to the OP's question, I'm closing this thread.