remyandhollandsmommy
<font color=purple>Don't be afraid of the dark<br>
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Yeah, I guess I am really gullible as was proven this weekend. I was sitting in my living room, reading a book minding my own business when the phone rang. It was my best friend's DH, who is a SSgt and works with my DH. Here is our conversation (he is blue and I am in pink):
"Where's your husband?" (him sounding breathless)
"He went to the store, he should be back in ten minutes. You want me to have him call you?"
"Umm, yeah. Tell him to hurry 'cause we have to get to base ASAP."
"Is everything ok? What's going on?"
"You aren't watching the news???!!"
"No, Jerry has VH1 on."
"Well, turn it on! We just got bombed by China!"
"WHAT?!!!" (this is where I am frantically looking for remote to change to CNN)
"Yeah, they hit Alaska with (insert bomb names that sounded REAL)!"
"(insert naughty words) Are you serious?!" (still trying to find that remote).
"YES, I AM SERIOUS!!" (he was yelling)
"(naughty word), he just got back! I swear if he has to deploy agian before C'mas I am gonna..." (Sorry, but I was being a little selfish and this is when I notice the odd snorting sounds)
(hysterical laughing)
"You are such a (naughty words) and if you tell anyone at the shop, I will (insert death threats and torture)!" (face burning with humiliation for falling for this)
"China?! You actually thought China would be bombing ALASKA?!"
"I hate you!" (me hanging up)
In my defense, no one thought 9/11 would happen and his job (the same as DH's) deals with bombs so they know alot of technical terms and names of bombs so it did sound real and he just sounded sooo serious...Ok, maybe I should have realized that if we really were being bombed then maybe VH1 would be reporting it, but well...I didn't. I will also admit I did check CNN after I hung up just to be sure...
Oh and he told EVERYONE at DH's work so I have been getting calls all day teasing me!
"Where's your husband?" (him sounding breathless)
"He went to the store, he should be back in ten minutes. You want me to have him call you?"
"Umm, yeah. Tell him to hurry 'cause we have to get to base ASAP."
"Is everything ok? What's going on?"
"You aren't watching the news???!!"
"No, Jerry has VH1 on."
"Well, turn it on! We just got bombed by China!"
"WHAT?!!!" (this is where I am frantically looking for remote to change to CNN)
"Yeah, they hit Alaska with (insert bomb names that sounded REAL)!"
"(insert naughty words) Are you serious?!" (still trying to find that remote).
"YES, I AM SERIOUS!!" (he was yelling)
"(naughty word), he just got back! I swear if he has to deploy agian before C'mas I am gonna..." (Sorry, but I was being a little selfish and this is when I notice the odd snorting sounds)
(hysterical laughing)
"You are such a (naughty words) and if you tell anyone at the shop, I will (insert death threats and torture)!" (face burning with humiliation for falling for this)
"China?! You actually thought China would be bombing ALASKA?!"
"I hate you!" (me hanging up)
In my defense, no one thought 9/11 would happen and his job (the same as DH's) deals with bombs so they know alot of technical terms and names of bombs so it did sound real and he just sounded sooo serious...Ok, maybe I should have realized that if we really were being bombed then maybe VH1 would be reporting it, but well...I didn't. I will also admit I did check CNN after I hung up just to be sure...

Oh and he told EVERYONE at DH's work so I have been getting calls all day teasing me!
ah, sorry
If someone in the military called my house and started talking (yelling, as you said) about the US being bombed, I probably would believe him and not really notice the exact details at that moment..... I don't think this makes you gullible. But I bet you never believe another thing that idiot tells you again. lol


