I NEVER thought I'd say...

[phillmolly]

"quit pulling down my underwear"

to my one year old son!

 

[LuvBug1977]

Stop chewing your sister's hair! (to my 7 yr old DS)
No, you can NOT marry your brother when you get older!! (to my 6 yr old DD)

 

[OK!]

"Do I look like a jungle gym to you?"

 

[SKWDW]

This thread from 8/13/10 has some real gems on it.

A couple of early favorites from that thread are:
"No painting with boogers on the windows." and "no rubbing your *tinkler* on the patio door"

 

[PUZZLDY5]

"You CAN NOT drag the trampoline next to the swinning pool!!"

Said as when my son was 8 and recruited the kids in the neighborhood to help.

 

[Mrs. Charming]

I never thought I'd say I can't wait until Fall, and I'm sick of the heat! Ever!

 

[tinker&belle]

From teaching preschool:
"No you cannot get your friends to help you lift the man-hole cover."

"You may NOT do that to the toilet."

From parenting:

"We don't lick the stove." (This was at our neighbor's house no less!)
"Your sister does not like your dirty socks in her face."
"Broccoli does not go in your nose."
"Toys do not go in the potty."

 

[RayaniFoxmur]

"Get the lizard out of your mouth!"

 

[luvflorida]

I never thought I'd say I can't wait until Fall, and I'm sick of the heat! Ever!

I am someone who LOVES sunshine and warm temps, but I gotta say, I've NEVER seen as much sun and experienced as much heat as I have since moving to Arizona. Hence, my first "never say" post about being glad to have a cloudy day!

I would now like to add, I thought I'd never say, "I miss the rain." I'm actually jealous of the recent rainy days that all my family and friends back East are "enjoying".

"Get the lizard out of your mouth!"

I hope this was said to one of your pets and not one of your kids!

 

[Shannon G]

"Get your feet off your sister's cheese."

 

[Arielle22]

Do not lick Abby's shoes: said to my 18 month old nephew about my daughter's flip flops. She had her feet on the stool when he was cruising my living room the other night.

Why is your male friend wearing your pants? Same daughter loaned her skinny jeans to a real skinny male friend.

 

[aaarcher86]

'Why is there a lipgloss Picasso on my wall?'