I need a drink...who's pouring??

[lovemygoofy]

I opened my house for an 8 year olds lego birthday party today.


When my chicken husband was leaving for work this afternoon, I told him he could get fixed next week that the party has set me straight about having children.


So let me tell this: if I have to say more than twice to your special star to quit hanging from the banister ABOVE my head then there probably is an issue. After the same star doesn't want a cupcake but then gets the devil gleam for one and proceeds to smash it in someone else's face, there is an issue. When the same gleaming star, starts screaming for a chocolate cupcake next and I smile and say "sure I'll pack you up one to take on your way out because you are leaving" don't offer to help clean up because I don't think my hint was subtle.

I hope I never entertain that child again. I'm sure he can be perfectly fine if he ever learns the word no.

So who's pouring because I need a drink or ten after the successful lego party.

 

[LaraK]

Oh Tina....you have to have kids now! You've learned the secret to good parenting......BOOZE!

 

[lovemygoofy]

Oh Tina....you have to have kids now! You've learned the secret to good parenting......BOOZE!

How do I get it into their juice boxes without a leaking problem??



Hi Lara, haven't seen you around in a while. Hope all is well.

 

[Planogirl]

You only had one "star"? If so, good job!

Anyway, that urge to have a drink can come up not only after parties. Let's just say that any time several kids (and sometimes adults) get together away from home, they can cause that urge.

 

[Christine]

Wellllll, I was wondering how that party went!

I see you had a bad apple in the crowd. Hopefully the rest of the boys were okay?

 

[Hutchy]

And this is one of the main reason we haven't had kids while my husband is in the Army. Holy Hell some of those kids.......... It usually takes me about an hour to stop twitching after FRG meetings. LOL Finally made the husband go to one before he left for this deployment and the minute he walked out the door he said "I know you told me they act like that but I didn't really believe you until I saw it." Bless his heart.

 

[LaraK]

How do I get it into their juice boxes without a leaking problem??



Hi Lara, haven't seen you around in a while. Hope all is well.

I work in a hospital and have easy access to syringes.

I'm ok...just busy as all get out and I prefer fun to gloom and doom and downer stuff (which is what I've seen on here lately)...today was a little like old times, so I hung around for a while.

 

[LaraK]

And this is one of the main reason we haven't had kids while my husband is in the Army. Holy Hell some of those kids.......... It usually takes me about an hour to stop twitching after FRG meetings. LOL Finally made the husband go to one before he left for this deployment and the minute he walked out the door he said "I know you told me they act like that but I didn't really believe you until I saw it." Bless his heart.

If he gets the urge again....take him to Chuck E Cheeses on a Saturday afternoon. You'll be childless as long as you want!

 

[lovemygoofy]

If he gets the urge again....take him to Chuck E Cheeses on a Saturday afternoon. You'll be childless as long as you want!

My husband and I took a child on a Saturday night...apparently combat is less scary than chuck e cheese.

 

[LaraK]

My husband and I took a child on a Saturday night...apparently combat is less scary than chuck e cheese.

NOTHING is scarier than the rat!

 

[golfgal]

How do I get it into their juice boxes without a leaking problem??



Hi Lara, haven't seen you around in a while. Hope all is well.

I work in a hospital and have easy access to syringes.

I'm ok...just busy as all get out and I prefer fun to gloom and doom and downer stuff (which is what I've seen on here lately)...today was a little like old times, so I hung around for a while.

I was going to suggest the same thing.

I can mix up a Bloody Mary, Gin and Tonic, I have some champange left over from New Years-that mixed with cranberry juice is very good. I think I have a couple bottles of wine and some VERY GOOD Chocolate Wine, which do you prefer?

 

[2Kds2K9]

Bet that kids mom left skid marks when she dropped him off!

Yes, the best birth control is a house full of kids for a party. Second is a night at Chuck E Cheese!

 

[LUVMYTINK]

My husband and I took a child on a Saturday night...apparently combat is less scary than chuck e cheese.

NOTHING is scarier than the rat!

And that is why they serve beer

And why I am also glad the nearest one is an hour away, so I never I have to go there for a birthday party.

 

[lovemygoofy]

I was going to suggest the same thing.

I can mix up a Bloody Mary, Gin and Tonic, I have some champange left over from New Years-that mixed with cranberry juice is very good. I think I have a couple bottles of wine and some VERY GOOD Chocolate Wine, which do you prefer?

Id like the sampler tray of all please.

 

[LaraK]

And that is why they serve beer

And why I am also glad the nearest one is an hour away, so I never I have to go there for a birthday party.

Ours has no beer! We have to tailgate!

 

[LUVMYTINK]

Ours has no beer! We have to tailgate!

No beer??? I'm sorry.

 

[Hutchy]

My husband and I took a child on a Saturday night...apparently combat is less scary than chuck e cheese.

HAHA I'm pretty sure DH would choose dodging bullets over a night at Chuck e cheese any day of the week. But we are much more dog people than kid people anyway. Think it will stay like that for a few more years.

 

[ilovejack02]

The secret to a happy Chuckie cheese party is to ONLY have one at 10 am and to only attend ones that start at 10 am LOL. The Cheese is usually pretty quiet then.


I just opened a bottle of red, wooo hooooo!! Hopefully it will help me block out hubby grunting and groaning because he is passing a kidney stone and DS8 is breaking it down to Just Dance 2. He keeps playing the same songs over and over. It is going to be a long Saturday night.

 

[minniebeth]

We have Passion Fruit Margaritas...(haven't drinken it since I learned I was allergic to passion fruit) and Blue Moons/orange wedges. Or you can be boring and drink Bud Lights with my DH...

You are always too kind, but I love your experiences that you share.

 

[HOGFAN]

Im having Merlot mixed with orangepinapple juice. tastes just like sangria..