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tigressjewel

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Ok, I posted the following "what if staff meeting" on the off topic thread, but.. now its not so off topic. :rotfl2: I was in VMK_Mocha's room and she said (I'm doing my best to quote you correctly mocha, I promise!!) the princess hat was released as a test. I asked "what kind of test". She said she didn't know, that was a question for a tester. :teeth: I'm still not sure what all that means, and I have a feeling she doesn't really either, just because she probably wasn't told, but on any account.. Please enjoy my fake meeting that I wrote this morning when I couldn't log on, way before even talking to VMK_Mocha.
:listen:
Staff 1 : We need to release costumes for halloween
Staff 2 : Great, will we release all the new ones we've teased them with on the testers?
Staff 1: Heck no! Lets release just two or three new ones, and then bring back the ones they've already seen and own.
Staff 3: Which new ones then?
Staff1 : Well, since it is Halloween, I guess we sort of have to give them the haunted mansion suit, we’ll just release two colors, not all three. We’ll also release the blue princess dress, since we sort of fell asleep on releasing it to coincide with the Cinderella DVD.
(Everyone laughs)
Staff 1: Oh, and lets not forget that handsome yellow explorer suit.
Staff 2: Oh yes, they love to dress and play as explorers! They must, why else would they play jungle cruise more than any other game we have?
Staff 3: Is it time for the princess hat too?
Staff 1: Hmm.. I can’t decide on that yet, are we sure we’ve done enough testing on boys wearing it?
Staff 3: Yavn says that his boy testers wear it every chance they get, especially when alone in their secret rooms.
Staff 1: And all is ok with it?
Staff 3: He says it needs just a little more testing, more widespread in the game.
Staff 1: Ok, lets do this then, lets release it for about an hour in the daytime, that way our boy adult players will flock to buy it, especially after we plant a post on the dis boards and the fan site. If it does ok, we release it officially, but don’t be specific about when.
Staff 3: This is going to be a great week!
(everyone nods in agreement, patting each other on the back)
:p :rotfl: :p :rotfl: :p
 
Staff 2: Oh yes, they love to dress and play as explorers! They must, why else would they play jungle cruise more than any other game we have?

The whole meeting is too funny, but I really laughed at the above quoted bold part.

Thanks for making me laugh
 

OMG you guys are killing me today my cheeks and sides hurt I have been laughing so hard all day!


Oh and let's not forget PArt Two of the Meeting....


Staff 2:

What about pricing? You know everyone bought those costumes before...

Staff 1(Yavn):

Yes so I think we should up those prices afterall we would not want the new players to be able to get one of each now would we? That would make things too easy.

Staff 3:

Yes that is a Great idea and next time we re-release them we can go up again

hear evil laughter in the room from everyone!


Mal
 
Here is my story about releasing the yellow dress before...

Staff One- I have noticed that a girl named Friendly-Face hasn't been on that often...

Staff Two- Yes, but she is usually on so much each day!

Staff Three- I know, let's release the yellow dress now, when she isn't on as often!

Staff Two- Three, you are a genius!

Staff Three- Yes, I love to torture new vmkers...

Staff One- So it's settled. Now let's practice our evil laughs!

All- MUAHAHAHA!
 
Oh and I forgot to mention:


Staff 4: Chirps in wringing his/her hands Let's release Magic Carpet Magic on Saturday when most everyone is off trick or treating and has little or no credits since they spent all of them this week on Costumes!

MUAHAHAHA!


Mal
 
Maleficent2 said:
Oh and I forgot to mention:


Staff 4: Chirps in wringing his/her hands Let's release Magic Carpet Magic on Saturday when most everyone is off trick or treating and has little or no credits since they spent all of them this week on Costumes!

MUAHAHAHA!


Mal
Staff1:Oh I knoW!Lets make it a million credits!
Staff2:We should just do that to tick off everyone,ecspecially that Player called CL_CaptainBrain just because he is broke!
Staff3(SillySyl)Hmmm,maybe we should re-realese that green explorer suit again just to drive the older players bananas!


EVERYONE:MUAHAHAHA!!!!(Aint I so evil)
 
Captain Brain said:
Staff1:Oh I knoW!Lets make it a million credits!
Staff2:We should just do that to tick off everyone,ecspecially that Player called CL_CaptainBrain just because he is broke!
Staff3(SillySyl)Hmmm,maybe we should re-realese that green explorer suit again just to drive the older players bananas!


EVERYONE:MUAHAHAHA!!!!(Aint I so evil)

Staff 5(head tester)I know!!! lets release the blue mickey ears in the last minture before vmk closes. whoever logs on in that mintue gets them free! everyone will be out trick or treating. Muhhaaaa
 
random staff member: this stuff is like morphine to the people. they don't care if it is old, as long as they have something to wear. Even the older players will buy them to stockpile after next week. THEN we can release Magic Carpet when they are all broke. it is perfect, it can't fail
 
Staff 6: Pick me, pick me! How about this? Let's release all items (even old beta stuff) this weekend. The player volume in game will increase so much that our servers will crash. Only those lucky few that got in in the first few minutes will be able to purchase those rare items.

Muah ha ha ha
 














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