Churning times are a chaangin' by @SouthFayetteFan
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Come gather 'round churners
Wherever you churned,
And aadmit that the churners
aaround you got burned,
And aaccept it that soon
your cards will be spurned.
If your points to you are worth saving,
Then you better earn and burn 'em cuz so much is unknown,
For the times they are a-chaangin'.
Come FlyerTalkers and foes
Please
pickup your jaw,
Go take a shower
You've found out the flaw,
And don't speak too soon
For the feelings are still raw,
And there's no telling who that it's naming.
For the loser now will be later to win,
For the times they are a-chaangin'.
Come churners and lurkers
Please heed the call.
Don't aabuse that loophole
or be prepared to fall.
For he that gets hurt
Will have nowhere to crawl.
There's a battle for points and it's raging.
It'll soon hit your balances and they'll all seem so small,
For the times they are a-chaangin'.
Come bloggers and friends
Throughout the land,
And don't criticize
What you can't understand.
So many upgrades,
Free flights on command!
But the strategy is rapidly fading.
We'll figure out a new one after we have all been banned,
For the times they are a-chaangin'.
The line it is drawn
The curse it is cast.
The slow one now
Will later be fast,
As the present now
Will soon be the past.
But the strategy is rapidly fading.
And the first one now
Will later be last
We'll figure out a new one after we have all been banned,
Then you better earn and burn 'em cuz so much is unknown,
for the loser now will be later to win,
For the times they are a-chaangin'.