I know who the tag fairy is!!!!!

[Kama89]

Oh Man! Barry just came very close to earning a piece of duct tape!!

 

[Dream]

Dream shakes a roll of duct tape at Barry as a friendly warning!

 

[DVCajun]

Oops, must have missed that thread. I sent out an urgent summons to Dan the Man yesterday anyway. Can't wait for our uniforms to arrive!!

BTW, I think Barry might need more than a friendly shake of the duct tape roll. He seemed to enjoy that moment a little too much! I'm passing over a nice long string of it, and he needs to keep it firmly in place or suffer the consequences of the Tag Fairy Angels!

(Ok, I was thinking Charlies Angels.... what do you think?)

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Long live the Tag Fairy and its bag of pixie dust!

 

[Dream]

OK duct tape patrol....I must leave our mission in your capable hands today...make me proud!! I am preparing for an invasion of pre-teen Girl Scouts into my home for a sleepover tonight and a yard sale in the morning!! In conjunction with this I have a yard full of guys putting a fence in my backyard. It was necessary to rent jackhammers for thsi project because my backyard is soooo rocky. So pause for a moment and picture this...nine screaming excited Girl Scouts, jackhammers and a madly barking dog who can't stand the noise!!!! Aughhhhhh!!! So duct tape at the ready and carry on with your duties! I will check in when I need a sanity break!

Dream

 

[LucyStorm]

So....what badge can they earn by protecting tag fairies?

 

[DVCajun]

Huh-- sounds like Dream needs the duct tape even more than we do!!

Actually, your girl scout sleepover sounds like fun! Hope I have a little girl that I can do that with one day. Have fun! And yell if you need some backup duct tape. Or a straight jacket.

 

[Dream]

Thanks Guys!
Be ready with that duct tape and straight jacket tonight around 10pm when I am trying to get them to sleep and they don't understand I will be waking them up at 6AM!! Ahhh...the lessons ya learn in scouting! Lucy, there HAS to be some kind of community service badge they can earn for protecting tag fairies...GREAT IDEA! Dream is now flipping through the Junior Girl Scout badge book.....
Make sure ya'll are online for backup if I need ya tonight at bedtime!!!

Gotta run....here comes somebody with a washing machine for the yard sale!! You should see my house!! HA HA HA HA

 

[Kama89]

We're here for ya Dream!! (Kama pats Dream on the back and gives reassuring hug) I've been away all day (had to do real life stuff... geesh, can you believe it! Ya, like THAT stuff really matters in life ) Didn't everyone know I had a serious job to do here!?!? They just don't understand OUT THERE you know....it's SO frustrating. I tried to tell people: BUT! I have duct tape to distribute! My Tag Fairy patrol partners are counting on me... I can't let them down!!

Dream.... I don't envy you. Girl scouts, jack hammers and construction workers. Ooooo you are gonna need a Calgon moment tonight. I was passing out cocktails the other night on here... maybe I should pour you one at the end of the evening Dream.


You know, I haven't been online much in the last few days, but it seems to me the TFs have been very quiet lately. Could it be.... dare I say.... that they've retired and that maybe our services are no longer needed?? GASP! I hesitate to even speak such horrific words, but....what if it came to that my fellow TF patrol buddies?! Before we even get our uniforms and badges too!! Say it ain't so!!! Are people still being tagged???? You haven't moved on to greener pastures have you TFs???

 

[Mskanga]

I just joined the duct tape patrol, don't you worry dream, if in your absence Lucystorm or anyone gets out of hand and decides to go to the dark side....they will suffer the consequences!! No Santa, no Easter bunny , no nothin anymore!!!
The TF's are the TF's.....that's my final answer!!

 

[LucyStorm]

Watch it sis, I'm creepin' up on ya!

 

[Kama89]

Welcome Mskanga! We can always use another pair of hands!

 

[Marla Hellwig]

Tag Fairies show up when you least expect them to

 

[DVCajun]

Kama, you'd better watch what you say. You're gonna piss off the TF and THEN you'll be in trouble! You might even get your duct tape taken away! The shame!

 

[Kama89]

Kama, you'd better watch what you say. You're gonna piss off the TF and THEN you'll be in trouble! You might even get your duct tape taken away! The shame!

Eeek! You think my statement about them leaving offended them?!? OH-NO! Oh mystical magical wonderful creatures of the Dis.... please don't punish me for my foolish words. I didn't know what I was saying!! I've got to figure out a way to make this up to the TFs! I.... I... wasn't in my right mind ya know TFs.... INFACT, that wasn't even me that typed that other post, it was.... it was... Lucystorm, under my name... yeah, that's it!!!

(Kama is on the lookout for Lucystorm... must be ready to make hasty retreat!)

 

[Dream]

OK...girls are asleep, no more jackhammers, my house is full of other people's junk and I need a drink. Got some Absolut in the freezer and it's calling my name!! Kama...you still up? I'll pour you a nightcap if ya want one. Sounds like you could use it after running from the tfs today! What were you thinking questioning their existence?!? I trained you better than that. Fear not, we all stumble fom time to time...your duct tape still shines! Watch your step after this though! Oh great tag fairies, please forgive Kama....it's just been a long week and being a mamber of the tag patrol is very stressful. Looking at Bennett's clipart is enough to make your brain a little fruity in and of itself! Was that great or what?
Rest safely tag fairies! I am off to drink and sleep and be up at 5:30 am to start the troop yard sale. I really am getting too old for this !!

 

[Pugdog007]

How do you get the tag fairy to tag you?

 

[CarolG]

Originally posted by Pugdog007
How do you get the tag fairy to tag you?

Sometimes all you have to do is ask nicely!

 

[Kama89]

Love it Pugdog!!

Geesh, I think I might be getting jealous... mine looks tiny. But what is there is wonnnnderful.

 

[Kama89]

Dream! Thanks for sticking up for me last night. Whew! I wish I'd known about your nightcap offer last night.... I could've used it.
What can I say, I wasn't myself last night....I lost my mind for a moment. Never again will I question the methods of the TFs. I see they've been very busy over the last few hours, and know now that they are alive and well.