Raulandpinboy
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It was mostly about teenagers now grown up, discussing their most embarrassing moments as teenagers.
Some of them were things like
My prom date showed up to get me on a bike, and I had to ride on the handle bars. or I ripped my pants, my shirt in public, things like that.
I had one not mine, but for my then girlfriend in high school that I thought was funny to me, but to her it was very embarrassing and almost cost me a girlfriend. One Sunday we went to the beach... Remember I grew up in the Florida Keys, and you can walk out quite a way into the ocean, you can even walk to some sand bars that look like small islands. We all got there and my girlfriend had just bought a brand new one piece swimsuit that was the newest rage in the 70s, this was a silver suit that let you tan through it, the only problem was when we (about 20 of us boys and girls) jumped in the water and swam out to one of the islands and she came out of the water the suit had turned see through.
Apparently when those kinds of suits got wet they became see through so when she came up you could see everything, and I mean everything. She was so mad that she jumped back in the water and swam back the mainland in record speed. Then she refused to get out of the water until I swam back and got her a towel, boy was she upset and mad at me??? What did I do except laugh a bit.:b I had to drive her home then and there. And the worst part was about 20 boys and girls that she went to school with saw her, and she knew what was in store for her on Monday. And was she ever right. They were nasty.
So I thought Ill share mine and see if some of you will share yours, after all to me anyway it all seems funny since it was all so long ago.
I have two moments that I would say were my most embarrassing as a teen.
My first was when I went to a dance my high school had at the local BPOE which was right across the street from my grandmothers house, well I was 15 at the time and my mother was a bit overprotective, so since this was my first time out all by my little self, she decided it was be a good idea to send my grandmother over to see what I was up to.
My grandmother on the other hand used to love to take naps in the afternoon so when my mother called she was in route to the bedroom to take one, so she was a bit groggy and thought my mom said go get him. So then she decided why get dressed, this was the Florida Keys after all. She showed up at the BPOE asking if anybody knew where I was, everybody pointed and then it happened It was like a scene from one of those teen movies the dance floor parted as if Mosses had parted the sea, the music stopped, and there in the middle of the dance floor was my grandmother with curlers still in her hair, pink flamingo fuzzy bathrobe, and the matching fuzzy slippers to go with it, cigarette in hand to boot. And to make it worse she yells out your mother said its time to go, so lets go Words that still haunt me to this day Well that and the memory of when she put out her cigarette in my can of coke, and I drank it not knowing.
I was escorted out of the hall, like a death row inmate on his way to the chair, some laughed, some cried (from laughing so hard) and some felt sorry for me, as for me I just wanted to die, knowing what was to wait for me at school the next day.
My second goes with my weird life style that I have opted to enjoy. As any kid that lived in the keys you either had a boat or you were very bored I had a boat, scuba gear, why heck I invented the parasail as far as Im concerned. One day me and a group of boys decided we would go scuba diving at Rodriquez Island which was just off the coast of Tavernier key. We got there and went on the island. This island was at one point used as a camp for boy scouts, or marines who knows what, it was now all abandoned and most of the building falling apart now, but there were bathrooms, living quarters, and a recreation building still sort of up and standing. We were doing the usual exploring when I went back to the boat to get my shorts, and t-shirt, as I was still in my wet suit and it was getting way to hot for me to be wearing it. I got back to the camp and decided to go into one of the bathroom buildings to change, when just then my pals rushed in, took all my clothes including the wet suit and took off running, I got my composure and ran after them vowing to kill them all. I was running through the jungle when I hit the clearing in the center of the island still in the buff, when I hear girls giggling For you see I had run smack dab into a group of tourist taking a tour of the island, now that would not have been bad, but it was several families, with mostly girls and me with not so much as shoe on Then the tour guide decided to give me a lecture making me stand there while I listened to him go on and on for what seemed like 30 minutes, it was only 2 minutes but still. All I wanted to do was crawl away and hide. One of the men gave me a shirt and asked what happened I told him that I was he victim of a practical joke, and my buddies all soon to be dead were out there somewhere the man said oh did they leave you here? I said no because one thing I had learned early in life was that you never leave your keys in the boat, and if you are near water you must always keep your keys safe, and even though I was butt naked there on my wrist were the keys to the boat.
Oh yes I left them there, and made sure the tour left before I did, and I then I left leaving them on the dock jumping up and down, and I hung around making sure no other boat saw them waving until it was dark then I went back making them beg and plead forgiveness before they touched foot on my boat. As for me I lived on that boat just about, so I had other clothes on board, so nice man got his shirt back.
Okay those are mine lets hear your most embarrassing moments. In my opinion #1 was 100 times worse than #2.
Some of them were things like
My prom date showed up to get me on a bike, and I had to ride on the handle bars. or I ripped my pants, my shirt in public, things like that.
I had one not mine, but for my then girlfriend in high school that I thought was funny to me, but to her it was very embarrassing and almost cost me a girlfriend. One Sunday we went to the beach... Remember I grew up in the Florida Keys, and you can walk out quite a way into the ocean, you can even walk to some sand bars that look like small islands. We all got there and my girlfriend had just bought a brand new one piece swimsuit that was the newest rage in the 70s, this was a silver suit that let you tan through it, the only problem was when we (about 20 of us boys and girls) jumped in the water and swam out to one of the islands and she came out of the water the suit had turned see through.
Apparently when those kinds of suits got wet they became see through so when she came up you could see everything, and I mean everything. She was so mad that she jumped back in the water and swam back the mainland in record speed. Then she refused to get out of the water until I swam back and got her a towel, boy was she upset and mad at me??? What did I do except laugh a bit.:b I had to drive her home then and there. And the worst part was about 20 boys and girls that she went to school with saw her, and she knew what was in store for her on Monday. And was she ever right. They were nasty.
So I thought Ill share mine and see if some of you will share yours, after all to me anyway it all seems funny since it was all so long ago.
I have two moments that I would say were my most embarrassing as a teen.
My first was when I went to a dance my high school had at the local BPOE which was right across the street from my grandmothers house, well I was 15 at the time and my mother was a bit overprotective, so since this was my first time out all by my little self, she decided it was be a good idea to send my grandmother over to see what I was up to.
My grandmother on the other hand used to love to take naps in the afternoon so when my mother called she was in route to the bedroom to take one, so she was a bit groggy and thought my mom said go get him. So then she decided why get dressed, this was the Florida Keys after all. She showed up at the BPOE asking if anybody knew where I was, everybody pointed and then it happened It was like a scene from one of those teen movies the dance floor parted as if Mosses had parted the sea, the music stopped, and there in the middle of the dance floor was my grandmother with curlers still in her hair, pink flamingo fuzzy bathrobe, and the matching fuzzy slippers to go with it, cigarette in hand to boot. And to make it worse she yells out your mother said its time to go, so lets go Words that still haunt me to this day Well that and the memory of when she put out her cigarette in my can of coke, and I drank it not knowing.
I was escorted out of the hall, like a death row inmate on his way to the chair, some laughed, some cried (from laughing so hard) and some felt sorry for me, as for me I just wanted to die, knowing what was to wait for me at school the next day.
My second goes with my weird life style that I have opted to enjoy. As any kid that lived in the keys you either had a boat or you were very bored I had a boat, scuba gear, why heck I invented the parasail as far as Im concerned. One day me and a group of boys decided we would go scuba diving at Rodriquez Island which was just off the coast of Tavernier key. We got there and went on the island. This island was at one point used as a camp for boy scouts, or marines who knows what, it was now all abandoned and most of the building falling apart now, but there were bathrooms, living quarters, and a recreation building still sort of up and standing. We were doing the usual exploring when I went back to the boat to get my shorts, and t-shirt, as I was still in my wet suit and it was getting way to hot for me to be wearing it. I got back to the camp and decided to go into one of the bathroom buildings to change, when just then my pals rushed in, took all my clothes including the wet suit and took off running, I got my composure and ran after them vowing to kill them all. I was running through the jungle when I hit the clearing in the center of the island still in the buff, when I hear girls giggling For you see I had run smack dab into a group of tourist taking a tour of the island, now that would not have been bad, but it was several families, with mostly girls and me with not so much as shoe on Then the tour guide decided to give me a lecture making me stand there while I listened to him go on and on for what seemed like 30 minutes, it was only 2 minutes but still. All I wanted to do was crawl away and hide. One of the men gave me a shirt and asked what happened I told him that I was he victim of a practical joke, and my buddies all soon to be dead were out there somewhere the man said oh did they leave you here? I said no because one thing I had learned early in life was that you never leave your keys in the boat, and if you are near water you must always keep your keys safe, and even though I was butt naked there on my wrist were the keys to the boat.
Oh yes I left them there, and made sure the tour left before I did, and I then I left leaving them on the dock jumping up and down, and I hung around making sure no other boat saw them waving until it was dark then I went back making them beg and plead forgiveness before they touched foot on my boat. As for me I lived on that boat just about, so I had other clothes on board, so nice man got his shirt back.
Okay those are mine lets hear your most embarrassing moments. In my opinion #1 was 100 times worse than #2.
