I have an idea for the solo female Dis-ers

[BarryHom]

Well, you can scanvenger hunt all you want at the slumber party. You need to get it out of your system and away from me!

As for TP, bring about 10 rolls, double ply. I don't stand for those single ply stuff. Then I will stuf it down Dayna's toilet.

 

[luvdsny]

Beth, no one is too old for this. And like Barry said, bring a lot of t.p.! Barry is TALL! And even if you had seen Frank, you probably wouldn't have noticed him because he's sooooooooo quiet.

Barry, thanks for being such a 'good sport' about this.

 

[NancyIL]

Barry - make sure you give Dayna's toilet the pre-TP-party flush test!

 

[BarryHom]

I will test Dayna's toilet out after eating the ultimate burrito combo with super hot sauce.

 

[Barb]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

 

[lowellsdad]

There I was, innocently reading posts on the DIS-Con Board when this thread strikes my eye. Even though I am not a "solo female DIS-er", it was started by my "good friend" Dayna.

Now, even though I considered the thought of a slumber party a tad bit, how to put this nicely, juvenile, I reasoned: "What the heck. they'll be at WDW. Let them have some fun." Alas, I was naive. Terribly, terribly, terribly naive.

I continue reading. Sometimes amused, sometimes merely shaking my head in amazement. Then there was talk of a t.p.'ing. Well, a harmless, if extremely annoying prank.

And then my "good friend" Dayna suggests that Frank be the target of the t.p. Frank? Frank? Maybe it was another Frank they were suggesting. Sadly, this was not the case. I, an innocent, if mysterious, lover of Disney. A person who scrimps and saves all year to afford a trip to WDW, where a year's worth of travails brought on by slaving away at the office, only to come home to dirty cat boxes, can be washed away in the shining, fun-loving presence of the Mouse and his minions. It appears that my dreams of a restful and peaceful trip have been dashed on the rocks of false friends and mean, vicious persecutions.

And if it was not bad enough to limit this heinous attack on myself, these mean-spirited minxes threaten to spread their perniciousness on another member of the male persuasion, one Barry Hom. Is there no limit to what baseless acts these "female solo DIS'ers" will perform on other, hapless travelers?

There is only one option available: a retaliatory PANTIE RAID.

 

[luvdsny]

Eeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here I was feeling so horrible about wanting to t.p. poor, innocent Frank.

I am ROFLMBO.

 

[Barb]

I am too ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!!! Frank, Frank, Frank!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright, ladies, you heard him.........................1, 2, 3...............hide your undies!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BarryHom]

I'm afraid to go panty raiding. I'm afraid I might see some "skidmarks."

 

[Debi]

Dare I suggest a game of truth or dare?

 

[Princess Michelle]

OMIGOODNESS!!! If ya'll have a slumber party I definitely have to come! Forget the t.p though, we just need to wait until Barry is asleep, sneak into his room and put his hand in some nice, warm water...

 

[BarryHom]

P. Michy does that to show me her love.

 

[Princess Michelle]

Um, yeah, Barry, Love, that's it, uh huh...

 

[DumboOrBust]

Originally posted by lowellsdad

And then my "good friend" Dayna suggests that Frank be the target of the t.p. Frank? Frank? Maybe it was another Frank they were suggesting. Sadly, this was not the case. I, an innocent, if mysterious, lover of Disney. A person who scrimps and saves all year to afford a trip to WDW, where a year's worth of travails brought on by slaving away at the office, only to come home to dirty cat boxes, can be washed away in the shining, fun-loving presence of the Mouse and his minions. It appears that my dreams of a restful and peaceful trip have been dashed on the rocks of false friends and mean, vicious persecutions.

And if it was not bad enough to limit this heinous attack on myself, these mean-spirited minxes threaten to spread their perniciousness on another member of the male persuasion, one Barry Hom. Is there no limit to what baseless acts these "female solo DIS'ers" will perform on other, hapless travelers?

There is only one option available: a retaliatory PANTIE RAID.

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Psssst! Is Frank here? I just wanted to include him in the festivities. I didn't want him to feel left out in any way. I think he's mad at me.

Frank, I know you still love me. How could you not? I'm fun and loud and obnoxious and--oh, I see. Nevermind. </font>

 

[Pixie Power!]

You guys are going to have such a blast!!!

Emma

 

[RaySharpton]

This sounds like trouble. I guess WDW Security will have to work overtime, lol!

Ray

 

[tammyh-oregon]

Welcome back, Ray

You can just dance on your balcony that night and we won't have any problems.

We'll keep you posted for the right time to distract security so we can go after Frank and Barry with the TP.



PS. you know ladies they will probably remember this post and really be out to get us come convention time so start stocking up now. Do you think airport security will guestion 20 rolls of TP in my luggage?

 

[luvdsny]

Hi Tammy. Hey, you were able to bring all of your SHARP AND DANGEROUS pins on the plane....what harm can some t.p. cause?

 

[RaySharpton]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[lowellsdad]

Sorry, Tammy

Ray's too nice to be a part of your nefarious schemes. You'll just have to find someone else.

Frank