"I have a split personality,"

[Liberty Belle]

said Tom, being frank.

 

[DVCLiz]

said Tom, being frank.

"Ouch! I cut my hand on this broken window," said Tom panefully.

 

[tlbwriter]

"I've decided to become a cannibal," said Tom, full of hope.

 

[Liberty Belle]

"Who would want to steal modern art?" asked Tom abstractedly.

 

[stashbin]

"I'm losing my hair," Tom bawled.

 

[stashbin]

"I'm dying," Tom croaked

 

[Liberty Belle]

"I'm losing my hair," Tom bawled.

Haven't heard that one.

 

[FlightlessDuck]

OK... not really a Tom Swifty, but...

"How are you?" said Sirius, seriously.

(I'm pretty sure this was from the first time Harry talks to Sirius in the fireplace in the Gryffindor common room in Goblet of Fire)

 

[Liberty Belle]

OK... not really a Tom Swifty, but...

"How are you?" said Sirius, seriously.

(I'm pretty sure this was from the first time Harry talks to Sirius in the fireplace in the Gryffindor common room in Goblet of Fire)