I have a serious problem

[jekajekalynn]

I sit down without looking WHAT I am sitting down on!!!!
I never look into the place I am going to sit and see if there is anything out of place I have to move first. lol I just noticed a few minutes ago that something wasn't right, and when I went to see , I found one of my ds's Legos implanted in my butt!
I have sat on Potato head hands, crayons , and even REMOTE CONTROLS without noticing 'till many minutes later when my butt gets unusually sore.

I must have a REALLY numb bum....