I had the most BIZARRE dream.........

LynniethePooh

Her ECV has a propensity to aim at guys named Ed
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Well first of all ED was in it! That should have tipped me off straight away this was NOT going to be your run of the mill dream!
Most of my dreams lately have been of the nightmare variety, probably brought on by the stress of getting a house ready to sell, buying a new home, blah blah blah.

Wanna hear the synopsis? Good, 'cause you are going to!

Of course some of the details are lost in my brain forever but basically it goes like this:

I was in WDW (I know...no surprise there!). I don't know what park, just a park. Kind of felt like the area of AK with Primevil Whirl and the games. I was sitting at a table, getting ready to play BINGO. It wasn't a money bingo, but you won prizes. But strange prizes. In the center of the tables was HUGE conveyor belt (think the spin things for luggage at the airport) and on it were HUGE plates of food. No, not just a plate filled with lots of food, but like a Hot Roast Beef sandwich that was like 4ft by 4ft big! You had a choice of about 10 different things and the premise was to win, than share the 'meal' with your pals.

So I am sitting there alone (no thoughts about my family, this felt perfectly normal to be there alone) and I am trying to get the attendent's attention so I can be 'in' on the game. Next thing I know there is a commotion behind me. Well whataya know.......here comes ED......no not walking...being pushed in this conglomeration of a wheelchair, we are talking top of line , padded, riding car for a passenger (like on a motorcycle) type of wheelchair (okay, so this doesn't exist, work with me here). In the chair is ED, with a red and white vinyl Michael Jackson kind of the 80's type suit on. (did he wear this to the birthday party the other day?) No, no glove tho. Poor Donna is pushing this contraption. Oh yeah...and Ed has a broken leg, or what I assuming is a broken leg because it is casted up to his knee. Donna pushes him up to the table so he can play too, and doesn't the attendent come RIGHT over when she see's Ed! (what is up with THAT?).
I didn't know you had to CHOOSE your prize ahead of time, so Ed, LAUGHING at me, informs of this. Now I am perplexed. Do I go for the Hot Roast Beef Sandwich or the Hot Dog or maybe the yummy apple tart dessert? I am pondering over this, like I am ACTUALLY going to win or something. Donna comes over and gives me a hug (I always did like her!). She sees I am stressing over the choices here, she jumps up and down and yells, "Lynnie, GO FOR THE MEAT! (Now..all you men reading this, yes Mario I mean you, just KEEP your minds CLEAN!) We all laugh and I choose that Hot Roast Beef Sandwich.
We start to play the game and Ed and Donna and I are laughing and talking pins (you KNEW that had to come in there somewhere, didn't you?) and Ed is talking to me like I am new to pins. I didn't have the heart to tell him that I was the one that started the whole pin thing and that I started all the collector boards and I was there when there were only 4 people on the boards (hey look, it is MY fantasy, let me have it already)
Then ~~~WHOOSH~~~ next thing I know I am in the passenger seat of Ed's wheelchair and we are pulling up to a pin cart. There are no racks, but little dollhouses with pins in them. (who knows what THAT is about....my mom owns a dollhouse shop.....???) so we ask the CM to bring the two dollhouses down from a shelf about 10 feet in the air so we can see the pins. They do, but this is how it works. First you have to get in line and you pick pin off a board and look at the number on the back. IF it is a GOOD number (no clue what makes a number 'good') you are ALLOWED to look at the dollhouse and CHOOSE one pin to trade for. All you have to trade is the pin you picked off the board (not really a bad deal, we didn't have to pay any money!). Then ~~~WHOOSH~~~ wheelchair is gone and Ed and Donna are infront of me, peering into the dollhouse, arguing over which pin to trade for. Next to me now is a guy I used to date LONG LONG ago when I was like 18. (okay, so shortly after he stopped dating me, he realized he is gay, but REALLY there was no connection to the fact that he had dated me first!) and he is assisting me in choosing the right pin. He always had this uncanny sense of design and is giving me the finer points of the design on the pins and why I should choose this one over that one. (again, didn't have the heart to tell him I STARTED this whole pin thing). ~~~WHOOSH~~~ my friend is gone, Ed is back in the wheelchair and now I am sitting on his lap! He is telling me all about living in Florida, how I will surely get all the best pins now and how he is glad I am moving there. (made sure I kept my cell phone away from Ed by the way) Donna is laughing and agreeing with him. BAMM, I wake up.


So all your dream experts.......what in the HECK was THAT dream about?????
 
Wow Lynnie, your dreams are so vivid and detailed! If I could have dreams like that, I'd go to Bermuda in one as a size six....

....and to keep on topic, someone would walk up to me (in Bermuda, where my size six self is reading on the beach with no interruptions from small people under 12) and give me a Tinkerbell auction pin. Now, **that** would be a dream!!
 
Lori
The last thing I had was Dunkin DoNUTs Coffee and a toasted cocoNUT doNUT. That ends that treat anymore!

I like Sharon's dream.......where do I place my order? :p
 

Thank God I wasn't eating or drinking when I read this, or I might have pulled a Bob!! and Michael no where in sight...

But Really Linnie that dream sounds an awful lot like some of the adventures we have down here...You are going to fit right in...

And Ed in a wheelchair w/ a broken leg??? You aren't physic are you?????

And I think it was the donut...
 
The answer is obvious not enough meat in your diet, take that anyway you want too. :teeth:

When do you ladies get to the dreams when we crash land on a tropical island and its just me the only man, with like 50 pintrading ladies, and all I have to wear is my golden speedo. :p

Of course I’ll have to ruin everything by building a cell phone out of pins and calling for help.

So Lynnie one question how did you know I own a Micheal Jackson suit? A hotrod wheelchair for when Donna decides to break her neck again, and why did you end up on my lap… Hmmmmmmm interesting.

Did at any time in the dream anybody eat a banana? This could mean something important.
 
Donna, I agree, think it was the donut.....could go into my WHOLE Freudian talk about donuts (actually spelled DOUGHNUTS) and and the symbolism of nuts, and holes and being toasted.....but it is a family board!
You say I will fit in.....makes me not sure if I should be excited or very, very scared! :)
About the psychic part......hmmmm....never thought about it...Did Ed go and break his leg?

Ed....
The answer is obvious not enough meat in your diet, take that anyway you want too.

ROTF!!!!!!! Wait 'til THE RAY see's that. I am sure he will have LOADS of 'recipes' for me! HA



When do you ladies get to the dreams when we crash land on a tropical island and its just me the only man, with like 50 pintrading ladies, and all I have to wear is my golden speedo.
Working on that one, but once you mention speedo, that is when I need Peggie's assistance. She has taught me the fine art of Speedo appreciation.

The Michael Jackson suit........you REALLY own one? Ever hear of garage sales or the Salvation Army for pete sake? I KNOW I got that one from watching the movie The Wedding Singer. His best pal has one on in the movie.......HILARIOUS movie if you haven't seen it!

The lap thing.....that is a good question where that came from. The best I can figure is that if I REALLY sat on your lap you WOULD get a broken leg! As cute as I am, I am of that sturdy German stock! :p
I am thinking it has something to do with lack of meat in my diet? (OH MY did I just say that?????)

Bananas......nope.......no bananas........and don't think I don't get the SYMBOLISM of that!
 
I was right!!!! It is spelled DONUT.... Donot eat what ever it was you ate before you went to bed EVER again!!!!!!! :Pinkbounc :bounce: :Pinkbounc :p
 
In my favorite dream I had once I’m on the Disney Magic, there is this blonde in stiletto heels wearing nothing but a t-shirt that reads TGIF on the back, but when she turns around it reads Toe’s go in first, with an arrow pointing towards her feet. She has a mini skirt made of lanyards that just short enough to drive men crazy.

We are up on deck and she’s wearing my lanyard, the wind is blowing her long soft silky hair, and it gently tickles my face as it whips by.

Since she’s standing with her back towards the wind, her hair is being blown towards the front of her face creating a tunnel look that makes her look both innocent and pure.

The thin black choker she wears around her neck she wears for me because she knows I like to see her that way, but it’s a private viewing because we are all alone on deck, the ships horns blowing When you wish up on a star just for us. In that moment it’s just me, her and the wind.

She then starts to eat a banana gentle toying with it and taking small bites, then she says and a cute soft sexy sensuous voice… “Ed you know what I’ve always dreamed of doing on deck?” I say… What is it? Just say it and I’ll make your wish come true.

Just then my Nextel goes off and its Bob screaming at me cause we were supposed to meet for dinner, we’re late and he’s hungry.

This dream has never happened again, so that’s why I was glad he dropped his &%)^$ @ cell phone in the moat. HA! Mr. Dream wrecker.
 
ED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU promised me you wouldn't tell anyone about that dream you had about me! I am soooooooo embarrassed!

And there is that DARN banana again!
 
Now everybody knows. So two questions, what is it that you always wanted to do on deck, but have never done?

And do you have any bananas left?
 












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