I will not dress for formal night;
I will not dress with a light.
In my best Dr. Seuss tribute:
I will not dress on the boat;
I will not dress while it floats.
I will not dress with coat and tie;
I will not dress and that's no lie.
I will not dress with a friend;
I will not dress in the wind.
I tell you strong and tell you right;
I will not dress for formal night.
I told him "you should give it a try;"
Spiff on up and don't be shy.
Button your collar and snap your links;
You can wear black, blue or even pink.
He said he would try just this once,
but "I'm convinced I will look like a dunce."
He put on his shirt, white and wrinkle-free;
He donned his jacket and said "follow me."
We dined like kings and queens in our castle
and he said "wow, this wasn't such a hassle."
So when you say "I won't dress for formal night,"
Try, try and like it you just might.
Can you tell I'm bored right now? 