I didn't know underwear was optional!

[Danvers]

We had a patient come in for the puva (light treatment) a few days ago. You're supposed to strip down to your skivvies and then the nurse will come back in, turn the box on. When it's done, you get dressed and leave.

Well, this old scary looking Muppet guy comes in, the nurse tells him to get down to his undies, she'll be right back in. When she comes back, he's buck naked. Embarrassed, she says, "You know, it's okay to leave your underwear on." to which he replies, "Well, I didn't bring any."

Since when is underwear optional?!

 

[Cantw8]

since when is it mandatory

 

[kelljacques@aol.com]

daners did you see your new tag??

 

[Danvers]

daners did you see your new tag??

Whooooo that was mighty fast!

 

[kelljacques@aol.com]

I guess the tag fairy is very fast tonight.. I only hope I say something snazzy enough for me to get tagged again!!

 

[gottaluvPluto]

Lots of people go commando.

 

[Danvers]

Lots of people go commando.

Ew? Muppets go commando?!

 

[chell]

Couldn't he ask for a blanket or something? EEEEEKKKKKKKKK!

 

[Laurajean1014]

since when is it mandatory

Danvers has a new tag!

 

[Blueeyes101817]

regardless if he wears underwear usually--you would think for an appointment he would --especially since he had to strip down haah

 

[chell]

Ew? Muppets go commando?!

Guess they don't really have anything to cover up...

 

[Danvers]

Guess they don't really have anything to cover up...

Muppets have an awful lot of fur that needs to be covered.

 

[Msslaydbug]

That is hysterical !!

 

[wendyl]

Well, this old scary looking Muppet guy comes in, the nurse tells him to get down to his undies, she'll be right back in. When she comes back, he's buck naked.

So...she got to see Fozzie's Fuzzies

 

[chell]

Muppets have an awful lot of fur that needs to be covered.

 

[Pea-n-Me]

Yep, sounds typical of what us nurses have to see.

 

[Serena]

I've got a question for you nurses then.


On the other hand, nevermind.

 

[Lachesis00]

ewwwwwwwweeeee heebie jeebies

 

[ophie]

This has got to go in the running for best thread title ever.

 

[maps]

I got one

Today this patient wanted me to look at a rash on her "privates"

my nurse says she refuses to take off her clothes or get on the exam table

ok, I was curious how this was going to turn out

I walk in and she is sitting with her BARE butt on my office chair with her skirt hiked up!!

EEEEWWWW! How do I get the icky butt stuff on my chair off!!!! I am definitely NOT sitting in that chair ever again!