I didn't do it...

[Lintasare]

And even if I did do it, you can't prove that I did it. And we all know I didn't do it. Besides the person that did do it...rank amateur. I mean who wears all black, uses rappelling equipment and uses a Maserati as his getaway car?

I mean we all know to be a successful international fugitive you need a big box of crayons, construction paper in all different colors, a ready supply of hot cocoa, mini marshmallows and candy canes to stir it with and pink fuzzy feetie pajamas.

And we all know the best getaway car is the Cordoba. Gotta get away in style.

Oh an don't believe what you hear on the news because we all know I didn't do it.


Disclaimer: This is just for fun. This is based on an actualy conversation I had with my boss this morning and no he never got a word in edgewise. Just walked away shaking his head.

 

[Evil Genius]

I think you've been hitting the chocolate covered jalapenos a little too hard!

Of course my favorite three lines are;

I wasn't there

I didn't do it

He said he was 18.

 

[Lintasare]

He said he was 18.

Hey...how did you find out about that?

I never told a soul...I swearz it.

 

[LaraK]

Hmmmmm.........if you didn't do it then what were you doing?

 

[Lintasare]

Hmmmmm.........if you didn't do it then what were you doing?

The Kat made me do it. Her and her sidekick Turbo. Thems is bad kittehs right there.

 

[LaraK]

They're so bad they're goooooooooooood!

 

[Lintasare]

They're so bad they're goooooooooooood!

Even when they are sharing the brain.

But seriously...it wasn't me. I didn't do it.

 

[Evil Genius]

Hey...how did you find out about that?

I never told a soul...I swearz it.

He told EVERYONE!!!

 

[Lintasare]

He told EVERYONE!!!

Dammi...them young ones can never keep their mouths shut.

And I thought of something. Never say you did it or not. It keeps people guessing.

 

[mickaholic4077]

Even when they are sharing the brain.

But seriously...it wasn't me. I didn't do it.

I saw you do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Linty, you were obviously set up. Obviously.

 

[Cheshire Figment]

But I have the photos that prove you are the one who did it. I will discuss later with you that I will need from you so I do not release the photos.

 

[Evil Genius]

It was your evil twin. Sintalare

 

[Lintasare]

It was your evil twin. Sintalare

Yes it was totally my evil twin. I mean I was at work today trying to look like a productive member of society. I didn't even have the keys to the Cordoba and I certainly do not know who put that rocket launcher in the trunk.