I dare not...

[dcentity2000]

I am BORED!

This is one of those times when I want to tell one of my "jokes" but dare not for fear of being given points, being banned, being hunted down and being launched into deep space, et cetera.

Seriously. They're that bad.



Rich::

 

[DVCLiz]

Then at least enjoy this one from yesterday's Prairie Home Companion joke show:

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dyslexics.
Dyslexics ohw?

 

[SwedishMeatball]

PM it to The Mayor and he'll post it.

 

[Cool-Beans]

Go ahead, nobody's paying any attention anyway. They're all watching the game.

Here's my best CLEAN joke...

Why did the X jump in the bathtub?

Because it wanted to be a clean X. (Get it? Kleenex?! I kill me! )