I Am the DukeStreetKing

[NeverlandClub23]

Are beans really a magical fruit?

 

[DukeStreetKing]

Mr. Duke, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center
of a Tootsie Pop?​

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The owl solved that one a long time ago - three.

 

[DukeStreetKing]

Where were you at 8:06 pm EST on June 22, 1979? What were you doing and why?

I know but I can't tell you. It's a matter of national security.

 

[DukeStreetKing]

Are you a Springsteen fan?

 

[need_a_Disney_fix]

Since you answered my first question, then why does my puppy only piddle but not poo on the piddle pad?

 

[FergieTCat]

What am I, chopped liver?

 

[Chipperdini]

I Am the DukeStreetKing

I am THE foremost authority on me. I will accept any questions that you have about me. Send me PMs or post here. I will post how many questions I have received and how many have stumped me. I warn you I AM THE BEST! I can recite my exact location at any given time and I know things that most cast members still do not know about me.

LOL.



Question: How might I obtain a free, new, free, autographed, free copy of the incomparable work of literary brilliance that is The Giraffe Who Was Afraid of Heights?

 

[Chipperdini]

2nd question: Since I didn't vote for you, "Well, how'd you become King, then?"

 

[koopa]

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[crazy4disney01]

why are there no "B" size batteries?

 

[DukeStreetKing]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

If you fell in the forest, and there was no one there to listen, would you make a sound?

Do you know Inigo Montoya?

6 cubic yards.

Yes.

Not in that way.

 

[DukeStreetKing]

Since you answered my first question, then why does my puppy only piddle but not poo on the piddle pad?

Because it's not a poo pad. A Pooh pad is where Winnie the Bachelor lives.

 

[DukeStreetKing]

Are beans really a magical fruit?

Yes, because they go in as a solid and exit as a gas.

 

[DukeStreetKing]

is there a duke street queen? If you knight somebody does he become the duke street duke or duke duke street?

I am the last of the Duke Street Kings.

 

[BriarfoxinWA]

Because it's not a poo pad. A Pooh pad is where Winnie the Bachelor lives.