Glad to know you guys were amused! LOL!
FYI, Joe and I are in the middle of moving to a new apartment. Just the other day, we were clearing out a closet and moving coats and smaller pieces of luggage and bags over. He came across my carry on, said, "Awwww, look Rick. It's your pal. Why don't you carry him over to the new place so he gets nice and comfortable."
I chucked a shoe at him.