Husband owes me big time now....

[PoppyGirl]

DH came home this afternoon. He walked in the house and called my name in this very strange voice,
DH: "I need you to do something for me."
Me (slightly suspicious): "OK, what?"
DH "Get the peroxide"
Me (clearly worried at this point): "Oh my gosh, what happened? Are you ok?"
long pause.......
DH (sheepishly): "I pulled a board off a building at the farm and it had two nails in it. I put it on the seat of the 4 wheeler and I said to myself 'I have to remember to move that before I sit down' but....(long pause) I forgot."
Me (trying very hard not to laugh): Ok...
DH: "So I need you to look at my butt. And check my underwear for blood."
Me (not succeeding at not laughing): "I'll go get the peroxide."
DH (pointing to 2 little red dots on his behind): "Right here....is it bleeding?"
Me (laughing hysterically): "Nope. No blood. Just two little dots. Does it hurt?"
DH (getting slightly annoyed): "YES. It hurts. Are you sure there's no blood?"
Me: "If I do this, can I buy our airline tickets for WDW today?"
DH (trying not to laugh): "Just put the peroxide on."

 

[sunshinesahmom]

Poor thing!

 

[Heidict]

Oh, he will never live that one down, will he?

 

[sbell111]

When did he last receive a tetanus booster? As I understand it, you are much more likely to get tetanus from punctures that don't bleed much than those that bleed a bunch because the blood flow washes away the bacteria.

A trip to the doc might not be a bad idea.

 

[4nana]

Poor soul, what a spot to need xtra TLC !?!? It indeed sounds like you enjoyed bleeding it for all it was worth tho!?!?

 

[PoppyGirl]

When did he last receive a tetanus booster? As I understand it, you are much more likely to get tetanus from punctures that don't bleed much than those that bleed a bunch because the blood flow washes away the bacteria.

I asked him the same thing...but that was before I saw that it didn't even puncture the skin. It was like a little scratch on the surface of the skin.

(try not to visualize....it's better that way)

 

[luvsmickeymouse]

I hope you bought the tickets to WDW!

 

[PoppyGirl]

Oh, he will never live that one down, will he?

I'm starting to think the 4 wheeler is not such a good idea because there was also the time that he drove it through the woods...right into a barbed wire fence....and then (this is the worst part) I sprayed BACTINE on him....not realizing the alcohol would sting like crazy. He ran through the house screaming, trying to get it to stop burning. Literally, ran, screaming.

Being a good scrapbooker, I took photos.

which I won't be posting.

 

[Micca]

DId his hair turn blonde?

 

[busyshrew]

Too cute!!

That sounds exactly like my DH. Except my husband, being a bit of a perv, likely would've asked me to kiss it better .

 

[krcit]

Reminds me of the King of Queens episode where Doug shoots a staple gun into his um, 'family jewels"

 

[disney1990]

I asked him the same thing...but that was before I saw that it didn't even puncture the skin. It was like a little scratch on the surface of the skin.

(try not to visualize....it's better that way)

Just be sure to watch it. Tetanus can be transmitted even through a scratch and nails, especially used ones are carriers. So when did he have his last shot. You might not remember, but Johnny Depp's daughter, Lily-Rose, almost died a few years ago from Tetanus.

 

[MnMomtoboys]

True love is...

putting peroxide yours husbands butt!

Buy those tickets!!

 

[PaulaSB12]

You didn't take any photos?

 

[Piglets Mommy]

Thanks I needed a good laugh!!!

Buy those tickets and get DH a teatnus shot!

 

[PoppyGirl]

Just be sure to watch it. Tetanus can be transmitted even through a scratch and nails, especially used ones are carriers. So when did he have his last shot. You might not remember, but Johnny Depp's daughter, Lily-Rose, almost died a few years ago from Tetanus.

Ok--I'll pass that along to him. He's sort of stubborn about getting medical attention. But in his profession a tetanus shot probably would be a good idea anyway.Thanks!!!

 

[englishteacha]

Poor man! I agree, a tetanus booster might be in order. It can't hurt to call the Dr. and ask about it. (though a tetanus booster hurts like a....)

 

[disneyismyname]

Funny!! That's true love!!

 

[disney1990]

Ok--I'll pass that along to him. He's sort of stubborn about getting medical attention. But in his profession a tetanus shot probably would be a good idea anyway.Thanks!!!

I can totally understand. It's hard to get some guys to go see a doctor.

 

[iwrbnd]

Thanks for the story! I needed a good laugh!