Hungry Are The Damned! 10/15/07-10/25/07 - COMPLETED W/LOTS OF PICS!!!

[cntkg1]

= Remember, tan fat looks better than white fat!

 

[Princesswanabee]

Remember, tan fat looks better than white fat!

So True!!!

 

[A fat english gent]

Dear Lucifer

Question
I have been reading Bendy's food reports now for the past 2 years and How is it her and her bounder of a Husband can eat copious amounts of food and drink on a daily basis without paying the usual "taxes"?....

Answer
It's important to establish what type of "Greedy git" you want to be, as this will affect your rights. You will have exactly the same rights regardless of whether you have a written contract or a verbal agreement with your's truely. However, if you would prefer to have something in writing there may be options open to you.

If your Disney addiction started after 28 February 1997 you have the right to ask your TA to provide a statement of terms of your addiction. The information that must be provided is:

The start date of your trothing;
The amount of food and beverage consumed each trip;
Which elderly relatives bank account were robbed to pay for your trips;


Ok,ok we'll sign the bloody forms Master.......


Great job Miss Bendy as always....

 

[Mister Disney]

Dear Lucifer

Question
I have been reading Bendy's food reports now for the past 2 years and How is it her and her bounder of a Husband can eat copious amounts of food and drink on a daily basis without paying the usual "taxes"?....

Answer
It's important to establish what type of "Greedy git" you want to be, as this will affect your rights. You will have exactly the same rights regardless of whether you have a written contract or a verbal agreement with your's truely. However, if you would prefer to have something in writing there may be options open to you.

If your Disney addiction started after 28 February 1997 you have the right to ask your TA to provide a statement of terms of your addiction. The information that must be provided is:

The start date of your trothing;
The amount of food and beverage consumed each trip;
Which elderly relatives bank account were robbed to pay for your trips;


Ok,ok we'll sign the bloody forms Master.......


Great job Miss Bendy as always....

 

[PNO4TE]

Dear Lucifer
...

Great job Miss Bendy as always....

Bravo, sir!

 

[shovan]

Dear Lucifer

Ok,ok we'll sign the bloody forms Master.......


Great job Miss Bendy as always....

 

[shovan]

Now that I've cleaned up the keyboard after spewing my late morning cafe au lait all over it... Maybe I can stop giggling & respond to Ms B's review!

Brenda, Lemonade is truuuly Souuthurrnn when you throw some Bouurrrbon in thaere!!!! (think Paula Deen here)


Those F&W t-shirts were just too freakin small this past year, weren't they?? If they don't fit little Miss Skinny-Minny Brenda Barbie, who are they going to fit?!!!

I nabbed one of the Peachy colored ones in a gasp... Large! And I have to hand wash that sucker in cold water & hang dry to prevent the least little bit of shrinkage!

Love the bracelet, the J-man is one sweet hubby!
Cool Vacation Pic! When did you two visit the Himalayas?

The krautless veena but the brown mustard is delish!

Taking away your fav tuna sammie!

And Germany tapped out! That is almost too sad for words!

But I must say that the spatlese was a very good accompaniment for the apple strudel!

 

[D&R love Disney]

More great pics Brenda, I especially love the ones with Stitch

Now the food, I'm so with you on being over what they did to the menu! We ate there with the kids this past summer and even the kids said it was the worst meal of the trip

I just love your description of a hotdog, that's why I don't eat them no matter where I am (even good old Fenway)!

Looking forward to California Grill, we haven't been since right before the wedding so it'll be fun to go back. We may even request the wine room

 

[SlightlyGoofy]

A fat english gent, I know the secret to how some of those skinny folk seem to eat and eat and never gain weight. There was a cosmic convention eons ago and it was decided that all calories would be contained in lettuce, cottage cheese and sugar free Jello. Some people were told and others were not.

Now you know what you see so many skinny folk walking around with a chocolate bar in one hand and sugared drinks in the other.

It is not that the big folks, like myself, do not have any self control but the fact that we are constantly on a diet and are just eating the 'wrong' foods. It also answers the question as to why I can go to DW for three solid weeks with Free Dining and come home weighing less. I never injest one bite of Jello but I sure do have loads of Mickey Bars.

Slightly Goofy/Linda

 

[oybolshoi]

Look for responses and update(s) later this weekend ...

it's been the week from Hades here at the urine soaked hell-hole that I work at.

If anyone knows of a well-paying middle management job in underwriting / commercial credit analysis (preferably in a warm locale) please forward information to my attention.

OR ... I'd be willing to consider a career change if someone wants to take a risk on a verbose, hard-working, conscientious, middle-aged woman with an overdeveloped sense of responsibility.

 

[Mister Disney]

it's been the week from Hades here at the urine soaked hell-hole that I work at.

 

[SlightlyGoofy]

I'd be willing to consider a career change if someone wants to take a risk on a verbose, hard-working, conscientious, middle-aged woman with an overdeveloped sense of responsibility.

oybolshoi, should you be overwhelmed with offers I am available for your left over jobs. Having worked for the same 'cooperation' for nearly 36 years with no pay, fewer fringe benefits and literally in an urine soaked environment I would love to work anywhere. Even if the conditions are no better, a paycheck be better than what I currently have and I might dream of retirement some far off day.

Might I suggest that you call Disney immediately and offer your services in a new department dedicated to showing folks how they CAN afford Disney using your Disney math skills?

Nothing down, low initial interest rate (to be raised at a later time), $1,000 cash back (Disney Dollars only) and no credit checks.

Slightly Goofy/Linda

 

[BriarRosie]

Look for responses and update(s) later this weekend ...

it's been the week from Hades here at the urine soaked hell-hole that I work at.

If anyone knows of a well-paying middle management job in underwriting / commercial credit analysis (preferably in a warm locale) please forward information to my attention.

OR ... I'd be willing to consider a career change if someone wants to take a risk on a verbose, hard-working, conscientious, middle-aged woman with an overdeveloped sense of responsibility.

This must be the week for urine soaked hell holes.

I think there's a giant conspiracy against us because "They" know we're both going on vacation in a couple of weeks.

 

[oybolshoi]

Actually my employer took offense at the term "urine soaked hell-hole" so I've decided to refer to it as:

a pee-pee drenched pit o'despair.

 

[BriarRosie]

Actually my employer took offense at the term "urine soaked hell-hole" so I've decided to refer to it as:

a pee-pee drenched pit o'despair.

You say "po-tay-to", and I say "po-tah-to"...

 

[2ScottishPrincesses]

Actually my employer took offense at the term "urine soaked hell-hole" so I've decided to refer to it as:

a pee-pee drenched pit o'despair.

 

[shovan]

Actually my employer took offense at the term "urine soaked hell-hole" so I've decided to refer to it as:

a pee-pee drenched pit o'despair.

Have you considered a career change? If you put out a line of greeting cards, I know I'd buy them!

 

[Tink rules]

Keep breathing Bendy!!! Especially in that Diaper factory you work at!!! (sorry, but you started it...)

 

[oybolshoi]

I know, I know ... it can always be worse.

And ... I just realized that in 16 days we'll be in Vegas!! Food and drink aplenty!

For everyone whose employers are being big poopies this week.

 

[TigerKat]

I know, I know ... it can always be worse.

And ... I just realized that in 16 days we'll be in Vegas!! Food and drink aplenty!

For everyone who's employers are being big poopies this week.