Humpty Dumpty?

[Tigger&Belle]

Is that why you can relate so well to him, Tig?

Well, I wouldn't call the eggs that I come from bad, exactly, just warped, shall we say?

 

[pinkgalYall]

Well they never called him hard headed.

 

[Gonz Of Lancashire]

I can understand all the Kings Men desperately trying to put Humpty back together again, but what good would all the Kings horses be? Hooves are not the ideal tools for attempting to reassemble an egg.

 

[pinkgalYall]

The Question is what king would want to put together an egg that keeps using these sad pick up lines. The story will be on Fairytale news tinight, so tune in.