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[Neapolitan Ice Cream]

So

I was furious with my wife right? I mean livid. So I decided, I have to kill her.

I go on the Dark Web and quickly locate a hitman called Arty. He's famous for strangling people for rock bottom prices - just a dollar.

With the deal set in motion, all I have to do is say when and where my wife will be. So I tell Arty, she always frequents WalMart at 3PM every Friday.

Long story short, Arty went to WalMart at 3PM and panicked when he saw two identical women. So, he strangles both.

I'll never forget the headline in the newspapers the next day:

Arty chokes two for one dollar, Fridays.

 

[Schneewittchen37]

Ba dum dum.

Thanks folks. I'll be here all week.