Oh cut the innocent act...you had this book when your children were of the potty age. It's practically mandatory.How does one end up owning a book called Everyone Poops?? Maybe Barnes & Nobles has a special section dedicated to unsavory coffee table books.
Don't be paranoid. They really are making faces at you.Im always paranoid that theyre making faces as me under the fake heads ..you know, crossing their eyes ..sticking out their tongues.
NOW you tell me.Ive got two words for you .expense report. Youve just got to list your balloon purchase as something clever like oh I dont know ..an adult movie or hard liquor from the mini bar.
I'm smooth like dat.Nice recovery though
Was that you?In his defense, sometimes all that air conditioning can really dry out the air.
Laugh now, but I knew WDW like the back of my hand by week's end.How do I put this gently? Have you ever considered parking your rental car and just using Disney Transportation? In fact, I think you have a real shot at being the Disney Transportation poster child ..because you seem to be a little navigationally challenged. Im not saying Im just saying.
Hi Disneyland Mama! You found my report! And thank you for admitting that you were also of the "Everyone Poops" club. Some parents block out the memory of that book for some reason.Well bust my buttons, you're back!!! Well, truthfully the Christmas goodies are doing that faster, but YIPPEEE, you're back!
Aww... the Peanut is adorable!![]()
YES! I'm happy to report we are also the proud owners of "Everyone Poops".Just wait until Peanut starts singing about booooobies!
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I can't wait to read more!![]()
Yep, we think Patrick is all that...

I see ya got in the required food picture. Ho-hum. It ain't about the food. More Jacy, jackie, or what-ever her name is pictures please - without the pink pig. A pink pig - don't that beat all. Last time I saw a pink elephant it was not a good day.
So you insulted a pig? I like it. BTW - he was wearing horizontal stripes which is likely the reason for the wide look. Maybe you should have mentioned that instead of his girth. Might of been a she under the hood. Reminds me of coffee somehow.
Last time I sailed Fantasmic me nieces were with us. Show was fixin ta start and all ya could see was a wall of spinning lasers & light sticks. Me brother was to tight ta take out the additional mortgage for his kids ta have a light doo-hickie. Left this ole softie ta buy them. Course they got down there ta pick something out and those little darlings decided they wanted one of everything. Da Wicked Wench would've had ta sail an extra raid or two this year. How could I say no? <swig> Easy if'n I had to. I hear they fished that sales thief out of the moat before they lit it afire. Try ta charge a pyrate $15 for a plastic flashlight will ya. He be lucky I had ta check the cutlass at the entrance. <swig>
Where were we? Ya took her to the Presidents? <snicker> Thats for foreigners love. No red blooded merican wants ta hear that dribble. Yeah they clap, but they clapped louder at Independence Day when they blew up the white house. Tis a nice place ta visit on a hot day to catch half hour nap in the AC.
Enjoying yer report. More action! More Characters (not in pink horizontal stripes)! More photos!
Good morning, Cap'n. I'm happy to see that you are alive and well and that you took a day off from pillaging to grace my report.
Buying your nieces $15 light thingamabobs is showing a soft side to that hardened pirate character...be careful. You've got a rep to protect.
Oh...and that was POOH that I offended, not Piglet. Pooh wasn't around long enough to take a picture of. And Piglet already knows he's fat. I mean, he's a PIG. let.
I didn't see Independence Day at the theatre, so I didn't know that everyone clapped when they destroyed the White House. (I would add to that thought, but political discussions are banned from the DIS.)
As for more photos...well...okay. I think you'll especially like Day 4's pics.