How will GUMBO injure himself?

[Gumbo4x4]

Last practice before our first tournament for 4th grade girls volleyball is tonight. Scrimmage tonight: team vs parents.

Place your bets:
Knee?
Ankle?
Back?
Other????

 

[RDR_BU]

Back

 

[LBIJim]

The smallest 4th grade girl will deliver a vicious spike to the ball which will riccochet into your gonads. Ouch!!

 

[undertheradar]

Other: either spike to nose or torn ligaments in finger, sorry.

 

[FlightlessDuck]

Concussion.

 

[NFLDERS]

Concussion.

Other, if you get my mid drift.. Ouch!!

Edit: This was to be a reply only guess my finger was too close to quote on my playbook..

 

[HM]

Hand bruise from trying to serve.

 

[Disneylover99]

Twisted ankle

 

[The Mystery Machine]

Hand bruise from trying to serve.

Second this.

 

[Disneylover99]

Just wear green. Maybe the luck of the Irish will be with you. And you'll finish the game like this.

Not this.

 

[mom2rtk]

Is there an "all of the above" option?

Kidding... hope you have a great time.

 

[Cruisin]

A splinter in the behind from being wise enough to know that you should be sitting on the bench and not playing

 

[Pooh67_68]

Good thoughts for no injuries.

 

[soccerdad72]

Groin

 

[Micca]

I'm going with knee. You'll always remember it as "The Game Of Wounded Knee"

 

[bcla]

 

[elgerber]

Twisted ankle

I'm going with this one!

 

[LBIJim]

A splinter in the behind from being wise enough to know that you should be sitting on the bench and not playing

This response is the best. Gumbo knows he's too damn old to be participating in such shenanigans.

And no doubt this is something about his age that bothers him.

 

[Jennasis]

A spectacularly bruised ego.

 

[Pea-n-Me]

Wrist!! Then we can have "twin" splints!